Odd factoids

[Drago]

Philip Schofiled was caught in the water closet with a 15 year old plumber. The unblocking of the U bend was purely platonic.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The German Version of Star Wars was known as Star Fahts. In a famous scene Darth Vader tells Luke “I am your fahter”. It had the famous tagline “In Space, No one smells your fahts”.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Philip Schoolfield hid his tastes in pure sight.

 

[Threevok]

There is a direct correlation between the switch of storing cabbages in plastic bags instead of wooden crates and the demise of the US Cop Show back alley car chase.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Turtle Doves have evolved without shells in response to over-farming by the jumper industry.

 

[Drago]

Dove soap is made from real doves. The cheaper Pigeon brand is sold in Tesco, and Thrush in Lidl.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dove soap is made from real doves. The cheaper Pigeon brand is sold in Tesco, and Thrush in Lidl.

Just don't pry too deeply into how Fairy Liquid is made

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Turtle Dove soap is green and made from turtles 🐢

 

[PeteXXX]

Only the insides of the turtle is used for making soap. The shell is often reworked into clogs or pie dishes.

 

[Drago]

Turtle shell is used to make Shell petrol.

 

[Chris S]

Bird's Eye Fish Fingers were originally marketed as Bird's Eye Fishy Fingers.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Now close to extinction, the bird eye fish population has been decimated by poachers making a profit from their trade with camera lens companies and people that saw their fingers as a delicacy.

 

[PeteXXX]

Fish originated in Fin Land.

 

[Drago]

Finland is misnamed. There is no land, only rivers, lakes and sea.

 

[PeteXXX]

The Fins of Scamdinavia invented the Nigerian method of extracting money from eejits via email.