Odd factoids

[Drago]

Duty free came about as M&S were unable to sell their out of date avocado and sausage sandwiches so were duty bound to give them away for free.

 

[rogerzilla]

Dawn from The Office is played by Jasper Carrott's daughter.

 

[Drago]

Jasper Carrot is married to a cucumber.

 

[Threevok]

People in Wales call Jasper Carrot a moron

 

[Ming the Merciless]

However, no one hears them, as they are deep in the ocean migrating to the Arctic

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Bricks were invented during the 1213 peasants revolt of Tolpuddle. They were after a new means of smashing the nobleman’s new windows.

 

[T4tomo]

Sally Nugent (BBC breakfast TV) is David Nugent's sister. In BBC 5 side game she toe-poked a goal bound Naga Munchetty shot over the line from 6 inches out.

 

[PeteXXX]

Naga 'Munch' Etty got her nickname as she had the munchies after party & clubbing nights..

NB: no seals were harmed during such nights.

 

[Drago]

Naga Munchetty was named MAGA Munchetty by her Trump loving Father.

 

[Threevok]

Nana Mouskouri was a pioneer in eyeliner for the elderly

 

[PeteXXX]

Nana Mouskouri was half woman, half aubergine.

 

[Drago]

Nana Mouskouri is the Mother of Mickey Mouskouri.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sally Nougat tastes of chocolate and has a brother called Marsh Mallow

 

[ClichéGuevara]

The surname Nugent is the upperclass version of Newman.

 

[PeteXXX]

To save offending anyone, any person named Nugent must (warning: teeth grating phrase) going forward, be known as Nuthem.