Odd factoids

[PeteXXX]

Vegan Pork Scratchings are made of dried seaweed.

 

[Drago]

Its not at all logical, but Vegans originated on the planet Vulcan.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Vulcanologists* study Vegans.

* Has to be spelled this way in this context

 

[PeteXXX]

Vulcanologists invented the rubberisation of tyres.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Gimp suits were an early Vegan uniform

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Its not at all logical, but Vegans originated on the planet Vulcan.

Vulcan bombers were developed to exterminate vegans.

 

[Drago]

Gimp (Gas Inhaling Man Punishing) suits were originally devised as a flatulence cure, the idea beaing the the subject was then forced to breathe his own evil emissions until he learned to control them.


President Trump of Lower Saxony was subjected to this treatment bt Dr Stormy Daniels. However, President Trump found the whole process highly arousing and started using the gimg suit for sexual gratification purposes. This quickly caught on the the gimp suit became a kinky outfit.

 

[bruce1530]

The religious ritual of a time of fast and abstinence was originally a period where meat, fish and dairy could not be consumed, and adherents had to follow a vegan diet. Some extremists took this further, surviving for 40 days on only lentils.

This is where the term "Lent" comes from - a period where only lentils were consumed.

The word "flatulent" comes from the same source.

 

[PeteXXX]

The religious ritual of a time of fast and abstinence was originally a period where meat, fish and dairy could not be consumed, and adherents had to follow a vegan diet. Some extremists took this further, surviving for 40 days on only lentils.

This is where the term "Lent" comes from - a period where only lentils were consumed.

The word "flatulent" comes from the same source.

I hesitate to correct your factoid, but it was 'survive on one lentil for 40 days' hence the lack of vegans at that time..

 

[roubaixtuesday]

It's well known that male chicks in large scale chicken production are gassed, there being no demand for them.

What is less well known is that their testicles are subsequently harvested and sold to unsuspecting vegans as "chick peas"

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In Chinese cooking the testicles are battered and called Chicken Balls.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

True that /\/\/\

I gave up cooking Chinese food because my wife kept kicking me in the Harry Rollocks and calling me names, having read about this and being rather dim.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

True that /\/\/\

I gave up cooking Chinese food because my wife kept kicking me in the Harry Rollocks and calling me names, having read about this and being rather dim.

You missed the opportunity to say Dim Sum

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Chicken Balls, the younger brother of Ed Balls, former shadow chancellor, sued his parents for psychological damages.

The case was thrown out on the basis that his other brothers, Absolute and Hairy, had turned out just fine.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Buster Gonads developed his twin super powers after a radioactive spider bit him on his testicles.