Odd factoids

[Ming the Merciless]

She then married Man at Greenwoods

Who divorced Este Lauder

 

[Drago]

Este Lauder had gender reassignment surgery and became Niki Lauda.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Niki Lauda was banned from residential streets after 8 pm in the evening. So he changed his name to Niki Quieta.

 

[Drago]

The PM, as in 8PM, originally mean "pre-Martini".

 

[Chris S]

Josh Widdecombe is Ann Widdecombe's love child.

 

[Drago]

Ann Widdecombe is Johm Prescott's cross dressing alter-ego. It was originally to be modelled on Captain Chaos, but Prescott found the feel of fnhe thick stockings so sensual he decided to go the whole hog.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

John Prescott had two jags long before the wider pandemic vaccination programme. He's now known as Prescient Prescott and will tell your fortune if you cross his palm with silver.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

John Prescott comes from Prescot

Anne Widdecombe comes from Widecombe

Jeremy Corbyn comes from Corby

Donald Trump came out of his own backside.

 

[Drago]

John Prescott once ate Jerzi Corbyn, having moments earlier mistaken the grizzled commie for a slightly mouldy sausage roll.

 

[PeteXXX]

JC was once caught having his sausage warmed up by Diane Abbott (allegedly)

 

[Drago]

Diane Abbott is Russ Abbott's Mum.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Russ Abbot is the son of a senior monk, born in 1024 at Fountains Abbey

 

[Threevok]

Russ Abbot is Wenglish for "I beg your pardon"

 

[Drago]

England is nothing more than a suburb of Wales. In the original Welsh language the word England means, "place where we dump our grass cuttings."

 

[Tribansman]

Dumping grass cuttings is a Shropshire idiom for having a poo following a bout of gut rot that smells like farm slurry, as in 'You might want to open a window in there dear, I just had to dump some grass cuttings'