my little barmaid

[papercorn2000]

And follow her home every evening. She will be touched that you are looking out for her...

 

[montage]

Remember to take countless photos of her all the time, and sniff her every time you walk past in close proximity...oh and you MUST be wearing sun glasses, which you only ever remove to throw her a wink.

 

[johnnyh]

not just glasses, I would go with a hockey mask too!

 

[DJ]

When I was in my late teens my mates and I were in a bar on Rose Street in Edinburgh. Behind the bar was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen in my life! She was so beautiful I decided I just had to tell her, but I didn't want it to come across like a chat-up line and spoil it.

After we left the bar I went back in and asked to speak to her. I said "I just wanted you to know that you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. I don't drink, I've never said this to anyone else and so that you know it's not just a cheap chat-up line I'm just going to leave".

Then I walked out of the pub and I've never seen her again.

That is really good , Ultimate charm, I have done similar thing's . Women love that kind of honesty with out you expecting anything in return.