my little barmaid

[Noodley]

Yes. I shall tell her that. And also why so many scottish people seem to vicariously live their lives through someone like me.

Someone like you makes it hard to live without somebody else. Someone like you makes it easy to give, never think about myself.

 

[Dave5N]

Pure poetry. Pure. Poetry.

Wish I still smoked. I'd have a lighter to wave.

In fact, I'm dangerously close to wishing I was Scottish, so I too could live my life vicariously through Arbitary.

 

[Noodley]

In fact, I'm dangerously close to wishing I was Scottish, so I too could live my life vicariously through Arbitary.

It is a good life.

 

[Abitrary]

ode to little barmaid
-------------------
I was scrabbling around for one of those netted garlics
When you first caught my eyes at asda
A scruffy green uniform with potential
I suddenly realised you were the one I was after

Then you came to my local battle cruiser
I had to my adjust my specs and put down my gabriel garcia marquez
I never I would have to justify this to any losers
Especially to the late night drunken lot... the bottom feeders

 

[johnnyh]

heck this is all a little wierd right now

 

[Dave5N]

ode to little barmaid
-------------------
I was scrabbling around for one of those netted garlics
When you first caught my eyes at asda
A scruffy green uniform with potential
I suddenly realised you were the one I was after

Then you came to my local battle cruiser
I had to my adjust my specs and put down my gabriel garcia marquez
I never I would have to justify this to any losers
Especially to the late night drunken lot... the bottom feeders

I've been searching a long time
For someone exactly like you

Weirdo.

 

[Noodley]

ode to little barmaid
-------------------
I was scrabbling around for one of those netted garlics
When you first caught my eyes at asda
A scruffy green uniform with potential
I suddenly realised you were the one I was after

Then you came to my local battle cruiser
I had to my adjust my specs and put down my gabriel garcia marquez
I never I would have to justify this to any losers
Especially to the late night drunken lot... the bottom feeders

That does not scan very well Abbers. Just thought I'd point it out. I am quite saddened.

 

[Abitrary]

I've been searching a long time
For someone exactly like you

Weirdo.

Just do your own original thing dave. I can't hold your hand forever... and ever... and..

 

[Moose]

Show us a picture of your shrine to her.

 

[Dave5N]

Just do your own original thing dave. I can't hold your hand forever... and ever... and..

Please believe this.

There is nothing near me, my friends, family or other loved ones I'd let you touch, let alone hold.

You're a sad drug-addled fast-food-muddled closeted nonentlty. You need to ride a bike more and stop stalking young barmaids.

Weirdo.

 

[Abitrary]

Show us a picture of your shrine to her.

She's got that geeky sexy booky look that can scrub up well, a bit like scarlet johannssenn.

 

[Moose]

Where is this boozer then?

 

[Abitrary]

You need to ride a bike more and stop stalking young barmaids.

Commute = 12 miles a day
Weekday evening ride = 15 - 40 depending on season
Weekend = 70 mile road bike ride or 20 mile MTB ride

Summers = a least a 500 mile tour. Abroad. With some camping.

When you ride your bike for half as much as me, I'll accept an apology.

 

[DJ]

She's got that geeky sexy booky look that can scrub up well, a bit like scarlet johannssenn.

I some how feel the tone of this thread is about to change.

 

[Dave5N]

Commute = 12 miles a day
Weekday evening ride = 15 - 40 depending on season
Weekend = 70 mile road bike ride or 20 mile MTB ride

Summers = a least a 500 mile tour. Abroad. With some camping.

When you ride your bike for half as much as me, I'll accept an apology.

Will you indeed.


When I ride a bike less than twice as much as you, I may well offer one.

And will you stop stalking barmaids then?