Mundane News

[Illaveago]

Is it capable of increasing the brightness of programmes? Some of them are very dim these days.

I agree as some times they portray night scenes to well and you can't see what is going on !

Why was CSI always in a dark room ?
"Have you seen my pen?"
"Damn! " "I've stubbed my toe!" "Who left that body there?".

 

[tom73]

We had the Mother of All Thunderstorms last night but now the sun is out and the skies are blue...

So it's you that's sending this weather our way.

 

[tom73]

First cuppa went down well.
Smart TV installation failed as we need a different cable between dvd player and TV to one currently in use so that needs further investigation.

Not had a DVD player for years on the odd time want to we either download or rent for the night.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
It's lovely weather here . The clouds have burst into tears with excitement!

 

[biggs682]

Not had a DVD player for years on the odd time want to we either download or rent for the night.

Us old dinosaurs still use ours regularly and even the video player gets used every so often.

 

[Illaveago]

The BBC sports peep just said that at a golf course somewhere they removed some people with flares from the course!

I thought surely they can't be that fashion conscious by what I have seen some people wearing !

Apparently the flares are the type you fire in distress!

 

[PeteXXX]

Sesame bagels for breakfast this morning 🍩

 

[tom73]

Any who spots a pelican out and about contact Blackpool Zoo they've lost one last seen swimming in the sea at Fairhaven.

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[Deleted member 1258]

Not had a DVD player for years on the odd time want to we either download or rent for the night.

The only disc player we've got now is the one built into the computer, and I had to add it on as an extra when I brought it.

 

[oldwheels]

I've fixed my toilet seat.

Just a hint. Mine needs fixing as well.

 

[oldwheels]

Any who spots a pelican out and about contact Blackpool Zoo they've lost one last seen swimming in the sea at Fairhaven.

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Sounds a bit like the wallabys who live around Loch Lomond and on one of the islands. Escaped from a wildlife park and liked it in the outside world.

 

[PeteXXX]

I have several sesame seeds under my dentures.

BRB

 

[Jenkins]

Good morning from a grey, overcast & breezy Suffolk where we had more rain overnight and it's also currently raining yet again. With the score at shortbread fingers 2 - 2 chocolate digestives, my stomach got the casting vote and opted for the chocolate digestives as the appetiser for the morning's coffee.

I need to make a booking for the recycling centre today as there's 4 bags of grass clippings to be disposed of after yesterday and then I need to get into town to get a card and a present for my sister as it's her birthday on Thursday.

 

[Illaveago]

I have several sesame seeds under my dentures.

BRB

Are you planning on growing them ?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It started with grey skies that matched my curtains. It's slowly evolved into white with occasional patches of blue.