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classic33

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Honestly, you always see the potential negatives...
He'd have no soup though!
 
I don't know why but that reminds me of the time in high school when I resolved the problem of being the smallest person by automatically throwing the ball to whoever was nearest. My sports teacher went pink bananas.

"Idiot! He's on the other team!"

I decided this was not the time to explain that I didn't care as long as I wasn't tackled to the ground and jumped on by three people all bigger than me; especially as it was a basketball game.

As a bit of a shortarse, I found stepping on toes very effective. I loved getting stuck in during PE, mainly because I could legitimately make life uncomfortable for the girls who used to bully me. ^_^
 
As a bit of a shortarse, I found stepping on toes very effective. I loved getting stuck in during PE, mainly because I could legitimately make life uncomfortable for the girls who used to bully me. ^_^

Less effective with football, basketball, and rugby I suspect, partly because they had a lot more upper body strength but also because of the nature of the sports.
 
Less effective with football, basketball, and rugby I suspect, partly because they had a lot more upper body strength but also because of the nature of the sports.

Oh, we played basketball at school, and there was a lunchtime football club. I assure you, toe stepping and well-sharpened elbows really do work. An elbow in the t*ts is equally as effective as a knee in the 'nads. ^_^

I also took up fencing - admittedly to get out of swimming, which I hated - but again, there was the bonus of thwacking someone quite legitimately with three feet or so of steel. :becool:
 
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