Oh, we played basketball at school, and there was a lunchtime football club. I assure you, toe stepping and well-sharpened elbows really do work. An elbow in the t*ts is equally as effective as a knee in the 'nads.
I also took up fencing - admittedly to get out of swimming, which I hated - but again, there was the bonus of thwacking someone quite legitimately with three feet or so of steel.
. Georgie has just come in soaking wet . At least he won't need a drink for a while as he washes himself dry .
Just back from a walk in the rain with my dogs. "Thinks" why don't l get rid of them and get a cat.
