Mundane News

[classic33]

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Daft ‘apeth, nowt to do with me!

 

[tyred]

I've made a big pot of vegetable soup.

 

[Andy in Germany]

They seem to shout a lot about anything they never thought of doing first.

Maybe we should try announcing other things in life the same way, for example when saying something like this:

I've made a big pot of vegetable soup.

You could celebrate by running around the kitchen with your shirt over your head and shouting a lot*

Imagine the way this would liven up the end of a bike ride; as you ride the last few metres to your home you shout "I cycled to Teeeeeeeeeeeeescooooooooooooo!!! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!", repeating a few times as this is obviously an important part of the experience.

*Probably "Ow... Which daft B*gg*r left that chair there?."

 

[classic33]

Maybe we should try announcing other things in life the same way, for example when saying something like this:


You could celebrate by running around the kitchen with your shirt over your head and shouting a lot*

Imagine the way this would liven up the end of a bike ride; as you ride the last few metres to your home you shout "I cycled to Teeeeeeeeeeeeescooooooooooooo!!! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!", repeating a few times as this is obviously an important part of the experience.

*Probably "Ow... Which daft B*gg*r left that chair there?."

That first one could ending disaster as he runs into something, with the pot of soup going everywhere but into his bowl.

 

[Reynard]

Maybe we should try announcing other things in life the same way, for example when saying something like this:



You could celebrate by running around the kitchen with your shirt over your head and shouting a lot*

Imagine the way this would liven up the end of a bike ride; as you ride the last few metres to your home you shout "I cycled to Teeeeeeeeeeeeescooooooooooooo!!! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!", repeating a few times as this is obviously an important part of the experience.

*Probably "Ow... Which daft B*gg*r left that chair there?."

I tend to celebrate those mundane moments by singing the Hallelujah Chorus very, very badly.

Anyways, 's almost half time. Will put supper in the poppity ping.

 

[tyred]

It occurred to me earlier that one of the benefits of working from home is not having to listen to people talking endlessly about this thing called football.

 

[classic33]

It occurred to me earlier that one of the benefits of working from home is not having to listen to people talking endlessly about this thing called football.

Or "your team" at work being given a team which you then have to support until they get knocked out.

Made a full size Swedish flag when we were given them in the draw in 2002. The only team to have an actual flag to hand, decorating their pod.

 

[Jameshow]

Maybe we should try announcing other things in life the same way, for example when saying something like this:



You could celebrate by running around the kitchen with your shirt over your head and shouting a lot*

Imagine the way this would liven up the end of a bike ride; as you ride the last few metres to your home you shout "I cycled to Teeeeeeeeeeeeescooooooooooooo!!! Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!", repeating a few times as this is obviously an important part of the experience.

*Probably "Ow... Which daft B*gg*r left that chair there?."

Whatever your on I want some!!

 

[Andy in Germany]

That first one could ending disaster as he runs into something, with the pot of soup going everywhere but into his bowl.

Honestly, you always see the potential negatives...

 

[Jameshow]

Dad's taxi to Halifax.

T5 in garage so having to take the camper!

 

[Andy in Germany]

Or "your team" at work being given a team which you then have to support until they get knocked out.

Made a full size Swedish flag when we were given them in the draw in 2002. The only team to have an actual flag to hand, decorating their pod.

I don't know why but that reminds me of the time in high school when I resolved the problem of being the smallest person by automatically throwing the ball to whoever was nearest. My sports teacher went pink bananas.

"Idiot! He's on the other team!"

I decided this was not the time to explain that I didn't care as long as I wasn't tackled to the ground and jumped on by three people all bigger than me; especially as it was a basketball game.

 

[classic33]

Dad's taxi to Halifax.

T5 in garage so having to take the camper!

A629?

 

[classic33]

I don't know why but that reminds me of the time in high school when I resolved the problem of being the smallest person by automatically throwing the ball to whoever was nearest. My sports teacher went pink bananas.

"Idiot! He's on the other team!"

I decided this was not the time to explain that I didn't care as long as I wasn't tackled to the ground and jumped on by three people all bigger than me; especially as it was a basketball game.

If you bounced it off the floor you might get a pass. Or as I did more often than not, the person receiving the pass missed it and caught it in the face.

 

[biggs682]

How many variations of kitchen unit hinges are there

 

[Jameshow]

No bradford to brighouse... 30mph two roadies were having too much fun riding down into brig at 40mph!!