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Just checked the weather report for then next two days. General consensus seems to be "Head for high ground."

Looks like the parcel at the post office in the next village will have to wait a bit longer.
 

Gravity Aided

Legendary Member
Location
Land of Lincoln
On closer inspection they mean a class B which is a normal licence and valid for up to a 9 seat minibus. I have one of those but last time I drove in traffic I had a mahoosive panic attack and had to bail.



If they aren't a nun do they still call your name, or are you anunymous?

I think this is a good moment to leave...
I'm anunymous.
Long story.
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
Always corner of shirt for me.
I treated my spectacles to a proper lens wipe, today!
In thetrue spirit of saving the planet, I used the remaining juice in the wipe to clean my phone screen, camera lens and fingerprint scanner!
 

Threevok

Growing old disgracefully
Location
South Wales
I always use washing up liquid then run em under the tap.

I remember the barmaid doing that at my local club.

She gave them a quick swill in the sink and a shake before putting them back on.

This made it worse, so she repeated the procedure several times - still no difference

Finally, she took a tissue to wipe the lenses, only to find they had fallen out, into the sink water :laugh:
 
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