- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
The correct way to score a goal in football is to face the wrong way, make a half somersault and kick the ball, when you cannot see the goalposts. Alternatively burst into tears when you miss a goal.I don't have a TV!
I just observed a lot of people shouting at TVs in pubs in Scotland when I was having my dinner so assumed it must be the correct way to watch this strange game.