Mundane News

[tom73]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions ( and the people who keep knocking on the door asking me to sign up to the new fibre broadband service)

City fibre ?

 

[PeteXXX]

I am almost up.

 

[biggs682]

First cuppa is brewing after 28 miles
Another nice start to the day although does feel a bit cooler than yesterday.

Morning .
I can see what looks like smoke or steam rising in the distance between some houses. A fire engine has just gone up the road . It's okay now it seems to have stopped!

Hope nobody is hurt

 

[Illaveago]

The steam or whatever it was has gone but it rose again a few minutes after it subsided only to disappear again . I'm trying to think where it is and as to what would cause it . We don't have vents in the roads emitting steam like you see in American films so I'm puzzled by it.

 

[Illaveago]

The road to hell is paved with good intentions ( and the people who keep knocking on the door asking me to sign up to the new fibre broadband service)

I wish somebody would make up their minds !
First of all someone says that the streets of London are paved with gold .
The next minute someone else says that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions!

 

[Illaveago]

My wife is trying get her voice into tune using an ap on her phone !
I wish the chap twanging away wasn't using a bl**dy harpsichord!

 

[Illaveago]

We have achieved Nut Zero!

After cracking open several of our hazel nuts we found nothing inside!

 

[PeteXXX]

I have 3 days of work left before payday and 175 miles of petrol left in the car.
At 25 miles per work day, I should have 2 gallons left in the tank.
😊

 

[Jenkins]

Good morning from a sunny and warm Suffolk. Coffee has been drunk and the making of it reminded me that I need to go out later and buy some more for both home & work. Once that's been completed, a day loafing around watching various motorsports from around the world is in order.

 

[PeteXXX]

Dog's been walked. Pre-work lunch (pasta summat) is about to go ping.

 

[PeteXXX]

There's someone in the tele promising free unicorns for everyone!!
Any colour you want!
🦄

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

There's someone in the tele promising free unicorns for everyone!!
Any colour you want!
🦄

They're all over the place in Bristol. https://theunicornfest.co.uk/map/

 

[Illaveago]

I have 3 days of work left before payday and 175 miles of petrol left in the car.
At 25 miles per work day, I should have 2 gallons left in the tank.
😊

Is this a maths question?

 

[PeteXXX]

Is this a maths question?

I like to use less than a tank of petroleum spirit per month unless I have an awayday somewhere 😊

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Is this a maths question?

If the answer is 50mpg, yes.