Mundane News

[Grant Fondo]

I just charged a bluetooth speaker up. Happy days.

 

[classic33]

Yesterday someone asked me where I got a wine. I replied ''They're stocked by Sainsbury's.'' My phone changed this to ''They're stocked by Satanists.'' Rereading should be done before hitting send....

Do they do wine from the devils cellar?

 

[postman]

Mrs P and young Miss P are having a late night cleaning and emptying the room in the flat down the road.Mrs P wants it all done tonight,so Miss p can walk away,and it leaves one less place to worry about,it might be a late finish.This old fart is just sitting quietly recovering from the biopsy.Tomorrow is an Ikea day but not for Postman more rest.

 

[classic33]

I believe Einstein said a cluttered desk is a sign of intelligence.

Well, “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk?”

 

[Dec66]

My mate's taxi didn't turn up on time to take him and his family to Gatwick this morning.

He texted me asking if I was at home. This was at 7.30am. I didn't notice the message till 9.30am.

Luckily, he'd rang the cab firm and they'd sent a replacement driver, so no harm done in the end.

Can't get much more mundane than that, can you?

Oh; maybe you can. I just noticed I had £2.51 in a Coral betting account, so I've done a 20p ew Trixie and a 25p ew treble to empty it.

Total return from my bets; £0.00.

 

[Jenkins]

I must be mad - I've offered to do an extra day this week due to a staff shortage on Friday. On the other hand I get to take another day off at a later date and I think it may have to be Thursday 7th September. It's pure coincidence that that's the day Tour of Britain starts & finishes in Felixstowe and is followed by my normal four days off, three days holiday and another four day weekend.

 

[Jenkins]

send an email home? post-it note? write note on back of your hand?

Read this and put the pack of coffee under the office keys & pass card on the kitchen table.

The other option would be to put it on the bike saddle, but I won't decide which bike I'm using to commute on until I look out of the window in the morning and see if it's raining or not.

 

[classic33]

Looks like I developed post Covid hay fever. And you know what?

I so effing HATE it !!!

Bang your head too much and you'll give yourself a headache.

Hope the hay fever settles down soon for you.

 

[biggs682]

Black general waste bin is kerbside awaiting the arrival of the mothership

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The hygrometer is steadily climbing in here. This may be because it's working up to rain. It might also be because I washed my sandals and they're drying by the open window.

 

[classic33]

The hygrometer is steadily climbing in here. This may be because it's working up to rain. It might also be because I washed my sandals and they're drying by the open window.

When it hits the ceiling, sell!!

 

[tyred]

I've opened a new bottle of orange squash.

 

[Reynard]

The three of us shared a can of tuna.

Madam Lexi had hers straight up. We had ours inside a toastie, along with cheese & onion, and accompanied on the side by a large tomato salad.

Really enjoyed watching the Manchester Originals v Southern Brave.

 

[Reynard]

Bin day tomorrow. Should be recycling (blue bin) and black bag, but haven't bothered as there's not enough in either. The blue bin for general recycling (everything* except for soft plastics) is actually black with a blue lid, and likewise, our green bin for garden / kitchen waste is black with a green lid. Non-recyclable waste goes in a black bag.

* cans, tin foil, glass, paper, cardboard, tetrapaks, plastic food trays, milk bottles and yoghurt tubs

 

[classic33]

I've opened a new bottle of orange squash.

Oooh, get you.