My brain can't rest so I have been out cutting back our hazel bush . I thought I would stop to have a cup of tea and went up the garden to look for my wife . I couldn't see her so I thought she must have been out the front . No luck there ! She must be playing hide and seek!Five minutes later I saw my wife walking down the garden path in tears! For a moment I thought she had found our cat dead or something like that ! My wife had walked into an overhanging branch which knocked her back causing her to fall and hit her head on some concrete ! She has a large bump on her head.
We are a right pair!
Note to self: do not bid on eBay items when half-asleep, in the last 5 seconds and when selecting from 'Seller's items' because you can't find what it was you were intending to bid on.
Because you may just bid on the wrong thing
Anybody want a vintage metal 5-piece garden table and chair set?![]()
Could be worse some I know messed up and ended up winning a jet engine.
I agree as some times they portray night scenes to well and you can't see what is going on !
Why was CSI always in a dark room ?
"Have you seen my pen?"
"Damn! " "I've stubbed my toe!" "Who left that body there?".![]()
61 years! Did they salute you as they passed in the opposite direction? 🤔