Mundane News

[Hebe]

Tonight I shall not forget to go to my swimming class again

 

[biggs682]

Working day completed
Tonight's culinary delights will be pasta , sausage , mushrooms, peas , and baby sweetcorn in a tomato sauce

 

[rockyroller]

1st hiccup of the day

tire shop fixed me up. $10

 

[PeteXXX]

Farmer's have been spraying the fields.... 💩

 

[Andy in Germany]

I was just reading another thread about electric bikes regarding the law .
I wondered if it would be simpler just to have a device which would just give each leg an electric shock which you could alter the speed .
A bit like those tests they used to show of a frog's leg being given an electric shock !

Can we fit something similar to car seats?
"You have passed a 30mph speed limit, and are travelling ....fif...teen miles per hour too fast. Shock will be administered in 3...2...1..."

 

[Tenkaykev]

Can we fit something similar to car seats?
"You have passed a 30mph speed limit, and are travelling ....fif...teen miles per hour too fast. Shock will be administered in 3...2...1..."

There's a few of those speed indicator signs on the local roads. They flash up a notification of your current speed and a " Thank You " or " Slow Down " message. If the were fitted with ANPR cameras then they could display the amount you were going to be fined depending on how much over the limit you were going " £30 - £50 - £ 100 "
They could also be programmed with more pithy language depending on speed, such as " W*nker, Bell end , Tw*t " etc.

 

[Reynard]

Had a lovely luncheon of two slices of wholemeal toast with Polish sausage, plus an orange, two greengages, some blueberries and the obligatory two

Finished sorting out the stuff that was in the boot of the Fabia. Cushions and blankets have been redistributed to suitable domestic locations, coats hung up on the rack, unneeded tools consigned to the garage etc. Everything that went into the boot of the Rapid now fits in one single medium cardboard box.

Was about to go to the community orchard and the heavens opened, so stayed at home and did some more writing.

Now sat with a and a shortbread finger while watching the evening news.

 

[Reynard]

Our Aygo filler cap is a bit like that takes a bit of practice.

Yup, spent some time working on it, and think I've sussed it. (fingers crossed!)

 

[Reynard]

Time to feed the cat, and then it will be time to feed me.

 

[Hebe]

Mr Hebe is making dinner

I did not forget to go swimming

 

[Andy in Germany]

Mr Hebe is making dinner

I did not forget to go swimming

I did not forget to go swimming either.

I also did not forget to play football, ride a rollercoaster, and build a nuclear reactor today, I'm just as likely to do any of those as go swimming.

 

[Jenkins]

My sister has finally told mum she's quitting her job - it's only taken her 2 weeks as (and i quote from her text) "even at 56 I'm still scared of my mum" (or what she would say more likely)

At least now I don't have to keep it a secret from her.

 

[Reynard]

Lovely supper of a jacket potato with beans and the last of the herrings in cream sauce, followed by the last of the plum crumble and the last of the custard.

 

[classic33]

Blood removed from arm, lung test, blood pressure all taken.

Finally got some breakfast.

Now to go to work...

Your own arm I hope!

 

[classic33]

I did not forget to go swimming either.

I also did not forget to play football, ride a rollercoaster, and build a nuclear reactor today, I'm just as likely to do any of those as go swimming.

So how big is this nuclear reactor you built, and is it fusion or fission?
Does it work as it should, will nuclear flasks be your next project.