Bladdy elderly neighbours at our caravan. Deaf as anything, so TV usually overly loud. Anyway, every Saturday they go to the club for bingo and a entertainment.
Both are mid 70's and roll in piddled at 1am.
We usually hear them as they stagger up the steps to the caravan decking. They wake us every week because they are so loud. Well last night they had some sort of arguement and she locked her partner out. Both very oiled. He was going to sleep in the car, thats when I got up as he could have got in and drove. The fool set the alarm off, then got let back in.
We usually hear him fall on the decking, or drop the keys on the floor. Watching two old drunk people trying to bend for keys when piddled is funny.
At least they are going out, but would be nice if they didn't wake us up.