Mundane News

[vernon]

I've found a new job for @vernon

He look like he's just caught a whiff of one of Fenton's farts.

 

[vernon]

Yep, life's a beech.

And then you Ash dieback.

 

[vernon]

Yes, life is really a birch.

I'm sycamore jokes like that. Trees enough.

 

[vernon]

Yew'll better stop...

 

[mybike]

That's a late start to your hols.

Bradford schools finished last Friday.

My grandson is having a school disco tonight (at 4yo) and in school tomorrow, last day.

 

[mybike]

I'm off to get a photograph for a visa application.

When they see the photo they'll refuse the visa.

 

[postman]

I've just walked 4 miles again I did it in 1:12:27

Last Monday the Doctor told me to walk 6 miles a day.I hope to be in Sheffield by Friday tea time.

 

[postman]

Going out for a curry tonight.Sheesh Mahal,Kirkstall,been going there on and off,for just over 25 years.

 

[vernon]

Going out for a curry tonight.Sheesh Mahal,Kirkstall,been going there on and off,for just over 25 years.

Hah! I've been a customer of The Kashmir in Bradford for thirty five years.

 

[vernon]

I've booked an appointment at the US Embassy for May 7th

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

I have pleurisy once again. Bloody painful and makes it hard to breathe. This follows on from the cold I had last week while on leave from work.......
Will it all just p*ss off and leave me alone!
I like to breathe without pain - just a little quirk of mine don't you know

 

[mybike]

Do you think we ought to tell them?

 

[vernon]

Do you think we ought to tell them?

They know everything judging by the the amount of information that I had to furnish during the online application process.

 

[vernon]

When they see the photo they'll refuse the visa.

They'll have me to reckon with.

 

[mybike]

They know everything judging by the the amount of information that I had to furnish during the online application process.

Don't forget the sole purpose of visit.