My great uncle George in Nigeria has just died
The fact that he has left me $250m softens the blow
But I didn't know I had family in Nigeria![]()


Back from work and I won't be returning until Thursday.
For a change I didn't get called a sick pedo, but did get called sexy by Paul.

Back from work and I won't be returning until Thursday.
For a change I didn't get called a sick pedo, but did get called sexy by Paul.
good job I know him otherwise 

I'm back from my ride. In Barnet I was subjected to a tirade of the foulest abuse I've ever heard ( from a motorist) including the threat to kill me for being a sick pedo. All because when he originally tried to pull out in front of me I shook my head at him.
I think not responding made him even more angry. I'm guessing his blood pressure is now through the roof. Should I alert the local stroke unit?

I've had a look at crashmap.co.uk and I'm on it, recorded as a serious collision![]()



