Mundane News

[coffeejo]

Oh heck, my lovely neighbours have got a hot tub and it's rather noisy.

How do i tell them that i can't sit out in the garden and listen to that churning away ?

Send them a letter on headed paper from the day job?

 

[PeteXXX]

Oh heck, my lovely neighbours have got a hot tub and it's rather noisy.

How do i tell them that i can't sit out in the garden and listen to that churning away ?

Stick a pin in it?

 

[Hill Wimp]

why can't they have it in the garden of their house in France ?

Why here ?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Stick a pin in it?

It is a proper one not a blow up one.

I could get Henry to wee in it i suppose

 

[raleighnut]

Just pray they don't invite you round to try it then come out with "Oh no, we don't wear 'costumes' in it"

 

[Salty seadog]

Oh heck, my lovely neighbours have got a hot tub and it's rather noisy.

How do i tell them that i can't sit out in the garden and listen to that churning away ?

Lots of bags of flour.....

You've certainly come to the right forum for this kind of advice.

 

[PeteXXX]

It is a proper one not a blow up one.

I could get Henry to wee in it i suppose

Hope this helps. .

 

[coffeejo]

I'm going through one of my regular "do I or don't I covet a Kindle" phases.

 

[coffeejo]

Better still, food dye so it looks like wee.

Or blood...

 

[TVC]

Or blood...

Well that escalated things.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Better still, food dye so it looks like wee.

He is retired from your professional neck off the woods.

It could open old competative wounds


The fact they are a lovely couple make it so hard.

 

[coffeejo]

Well that escalated things.

I was only going to add Joke Shop Dog's mess but we are past that now.

Just goes to prove it would work.

 

[mybike]

Hestercombe cancelled. Gym induction turned into a full blown work out. Have collapsed in a café in town before I can even think about cycling home.

Never, ever, go to a gym.

 

[mybike]

Oh heck, my lovely neighbours have got a hot tub and it's rather noisy.

How do i tell them that i can't sit out in the garden and listen to that churning away ?

Washing up liquid.

 

[tyred]

I had steak and kidney pie and it was good.