Mundane News

[Lullabelle]

- I typed stonking but the auto-correct seems to have changed it. Stinking is the right word really, given the leak came from the upstairs flat's loo

 

[mybike]

Sounds good although I'd prefer a sweet to a suite, personally

It's hard to get comfortable on a sweet.

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm oop Norf

 

[Tin Pot]

It is not raining, down south.

 

[classic33]

It is not raining, down south.

Nor up North

 

[mybike]

It is not raining, down south.

Shouldn't that be "dahn souf"?

 

[PeteXXX]

In 20 minutes I'll be heading back dahn sarf.....

 

[Katherine]

In my rush to make a cheese and beetroot doorstep for lunch, I've sliced the end of my finger.

Didn't you have enough beetroot?

 

[Tin Pot]

Shouldn't that be "dahn souf"?

Not if you are able to enunciate, and wish to communicate clearly.

Mate. Innit.

 

[mybike]

Not if you are able to enunciate, and wish to communicate clearly.

Mate. Innit.

That's a big IF, innit.

 

[Tin Pot]

That's a big IF, innit.

I have suffered the grammatically challenged in my formative years it's true, and yet survived - if living in South East London can be called survival.

 

[GM]

I had my first Magnum of the year this afternoon, it was heaven!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I have suffered the grammatically challenged in my formative years it's true, and yet survived - if living in South East London can be called survival.

Ahem, sour feast Lunnon!

 

[Tin Pot]

Lahnden. I think you'll find. Geezah!

Or as you'd know it, The Ghetto, as sign posted on the pavement in Fordham Park.

 

[PeteXXX]

Back dahn sarf nah.. Innit