Mundane News

[mybike]

My butler said that it's missing two ingredients:

Appeal and calories.

Real butlers never have opinions.

 

[Hyslop]

By a stroke of luck I found it. Also, my shoes now fit better and the life expectancy of my socks has increased dramatically.

 

[vernon]

Real butlers never have opinions.

Mine made an exception for your food snack.

 

[vernon]

I've found an Android app to help set the tension of the belt on my belt drive bike.

 

[stephec]

The cuckoo has just reminded me it might be time for bed.

 

[raleighnut]

I've found an Android app to help set the tension of the belt on my belt drive bike.

I've always found spanners to be more useful, still technology eh.

 

[vernon]

I've always found spanners to be more useful, still technology eh.

Find me a weightless spanner that tells me when the frequency of the sound produced by the plucked belt is 48Hz...

 

[raleighnut]

Find me a weightless spanner that tells me when the frequency of the sound produced by the plucked belt is 48Hz...

Almost a G then, but the phone is probably lighter than a piano too.

 

[mybike]

Almost a G then, but the phone is probably lighter than a piano too.

Beat it against mains hum & count the beats.

 

[mybike]

Mine made an exception for your food snack.

Is he the butler or the boss?

 

[vernon]

Is he the butler or the boss?

I sometimes wonder.

 

[vernon]

Started my new fitness regime. I'm having All Bran for breakfast and only having 15 Woodbines before getting dressed instead of the usual 20.

You could also take on the responsibility from your butler to wind your watch.

 

[vernon]

I've just booked a flight to Seattle.

 

[vernon]

I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous.

Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Find me a weightless spanner that tells me when the frequency of the sound produced by the plucked belt is 48Hz...

Just about every time I switch on Radio 4 the Archers seems to be on. The theme tune is very stubbornly and annoyingly in G. Tune in to that. Alternatively, a low tone throat chakra can apparently even keep square wheels turning.