Mundane News

[vernon]

I have been to Vernonland. I did not see Vernon, his one armed butler, or any retired postmen.

I was slaving away at the Tabernacle of Enlightenment, Fenton was at the synagogue and postman spent the day trying to shave fifty pence of his train fare from Bridlington to Leeds.

 

[PeteXXX]

My new cone spanners have arrived.
Gawd knows how I'm expected to make an ice cream with them I'll never know!!

 

[classic33]

Its getting light outside and the Dawn Chorus is in full swing.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

In my rush to make a cheese and beetroot doorstep for lunch, I've sliced the end of my finger.

Obviously there was not enough beetroot in there doorstep.

 

[Large]

It's raining in Hayes.

 

[mybike]

Clearly there is a lack of the mundane today.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Clearly there is a lack of the mundane today.

its that's not mundane is it?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

The anti peck barrier has been erected between the chickens and the grass. I'm now sat in the sunshine with a cup of tea.

Next job is to walk the dogs then measure and price up what will be the patio or decked area.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

If it wasn't for the daffodil and his awful taste in music next door it would be idyllic right now.

Minor irritation though

 

[mybike]

its that's not mundane is it?

I'll grant you that. 56F here. There will be a minor degradation in the number of Border Collies in Cheshire this week.

 

[luckyfox]

I'm full but i havent finished my dins...
I'll ring the ambulance if someone can keep an eye on the rest of my food

 

[Lullabelle]

Next Thursday we are having a new bedroom carpet fitted and the new suite is arriving

 

[TVC]

Sounds good although I'd prefer a sweet to a suite, personally

You do have an indoor water feature though.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Dripping has stopped but there's still a stinking great hole in the ceiling

Stinking? Tell your neighbours to open a window when they take a dump!

 

[stephec]

I'm full but i havent finished my dins...
I'll ring the ambulance if someone can keep an eye on the rest of my food

Your eyes are bigger than your belly, as my mother in law would say.