Mundane News (Part 1)

[ThinAir]

Haha... I've lived in a few places and this is the only place I've come across (in the uk) that calls them Pants.

I write down descriptions a lot. If I'm asking about what someone was wearing, and ask "What colour were his trousers"? I get all sorts of funny looks!

 

[Stu_Robertson]

I just got a waft of something that reminded me of the smell of the barbers that I used to go to as a young boy.

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

I've just counted the hairs on a gooseberry

 

[hopless500]

I haven't just counted the hairs on a gooseberry.
Mainly because I do not have a gooseberry with me.

 

[GetAGrip]

I've just counted the hairs on a gooseberry

ooooh, do tell

 

[ianrauk]

Why is there a valve nut on this paperclip?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Why is there a valve nut on this paperclip?

Are you sure it's not a mute for a very small trombone?

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

ooooh, do tell

There weren't any, I think it was a grape!

 

[HLaB]

And now for some important news, the weather! Its raining somewhere!

 

[Deleted member 23692]

We've experienced weather all day today... and there will be weather everyday for the foreseeable future.

 

[colly]

I'm wearing sandals.



? Must be feeling Liberal.

 

[swee'pea99]

I need some drawing pins and I know I have a little round boxfull of them somewhere but I'm damned if I can remember where.

 

[Oldfogey]

The nail of the big toe on my right foot has dropped off. I must stop buying whatever shoes are on sale in the local charity shop.

 

[Oldfogey]

I'm wearing sandals.



? Must be feeling Liberal.

No socks please!

 

[ComedyPilot]

but can you name the chap on the left or the lady walking by in the background?

Is the bloke Roger Hilldodger?

The lady is the actress Minnie Driver, from the exquisite films 'Good Will Hunting' and 'Grosse Point Blank'