Mundane News (Part 1)

[hopless500]

Just had a nana.

 

[ianrauk]

Just finished my second cup of tea of the day... the first one at work.
I feel like another.

 

[EltonFrog]

There is a blank "post it" note on my desk, the last one on the pad.

 

[Fnaar]

My office cactus needs some water

 

[Fnaar]

I never thought it would happen, with me and the girl from Clapham. And it didn't.

 

[Markymark]

When I left Cheryl Cole's house leaving her lying in her bed in coital bliss, I realised I forgot to pick up the receipt from the taxi from the night before.

 

[colly]

My shoes still need a clean.

 

[swee'pea99]

There are several flies in the room, which are slightly irritating

 

[ianrauk]

3rd tea of the day.

 

[donnydave]

Just doing my monthly expenses. I love finding patterns in boring things. When you add the VAT to 20.20 you get 24.24. Nice.

 

[accountantpete]

Louis Suarez has just put his shinpads on and looks to be warming up.

 

[Stu_Robertson]

Yesterday a trained helicopter pilot successfully put a baby car seat into a car.
A BBC reporter said "He'll have to get used to that..."

I think he'll probably manage.

 

[donnydave]

Yesterday a trained helicopter pilot successfully put a baby car seat into a car.
A BBC reporter said "He'll have to get used to that..."

I think he'll probably manage.

alternative headline "DAD COMPLETES SIMPLE TASK THAT COULD REASONABLY BE EXPECTED"

 

[HLaB]

Some woman had a baby.

 

[tyred]

I've just sneezed.