Mundane News (Part 1)

[ianrauk]

2, 2 finger KitKats today

 

[SamC]

I just ate 2 fruit pastilles. Red ones.

 

[GetAGrip]

I've just noticed a fresh wrinkle around my left eye.

 

[swee'pea99]

alternative headline "DAD COMPLETES SIMPLE TASK THAT COULD REASONABLY BE EXPECTED"

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07/22/royal-baby-spoof_n_3634135.html

 

[EltonFrog]

I have just bought a chiminy pot cover.

 

[HLaB]

2, 2 finger KitKats today

[QUOTE 2564199, member: 30090"]Beans on toast for lunch.[/quote]

I just ate 2 fruit pastilles. Red ones.

I'm Hungry

 

[hopless500]

Just had my hair cut

 

[surfdude]

i am thinking about having a hair cut but not sure which 1

 

[Kies]

I'm wondering if I should have my 3rd cup of tea today, no cameras crews outside?

 

[EltonFrog]

There has been a jelly baby incident in my house.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

While looking for my cycling glasses I just found my Crank Bros multitool.

 

[cookiemonster]

Just had my hair cut

Me too

 

[ThinAir]

Your work place supplies pants?????!! where do you work????

I need to clear the Pants-thing up... Im in Manchester, and 'Pants' are Trousers.

But yeah, they supply the trousers!

 

[ThinAir]

I played squash for two hours today.

And five a side for over 1 & 3/4 hours.

And a game of rounders.

I am goosed.

On the plus side.... Team building days rule!

 

[hopless500]

I need to clear the Pants-thing up... Im in Manchester, and 'Pants' are Trousers.

But yeah, they supply the trousers!

Nonononononono! Pants are pants. Pants are only trousers if you are an American. And they are wrong