Mundane News (Part 1)

[colly]

I think I've just seen a ghost.

 

[Fnaar]

I only have one friend called Larry.

 

[pauldavid]

My inside leg measurement is 30"

What about the other leg?

 

[ThinAir]

I've just woken up from a nap.

 

[MossCommuter]

The people at the next table are celebrating something (they ordered Champagne). I don't like them very much.

 

[Fnaar]

I refuse to buy into the middle class "I must claim to enjoy pottering in bookshops" compulsion. They've had their day, you squares. Infotainment is where all the cool cats hang out these days.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I only have one friend called Larry.

Only one friend or only one of your many friends who's called Larry, what I mean is you have lots of friends, or not, but only one of them happens to go by the name of Larry, when I say 'goes by' I'm saying that like I don't know if it's his real name or not, which I don't but anyway his real name probably isn't Larry because that's a shortened version. Anyway you know what I mean, or don't?

 

[Fnaar]

His real name is Lawrence, but people call him Larry. He is my only friend, and, to boot, he is a figment of my feverish imagination

 

[surfdude]

i put a post on "dog hating cyclist " that will get some blood boiling .

 

[threebikesmcginty]

just read a post in "dog hating cyclist", my blood's boiling.

 

[Fnaar]

I am going to boil my dog in the blood of a cyclist

 

[TVC]

My dog's got a boil

 

[jayonabike]

I'm sitting on the other side of the sofa than I normally do.

 

[ComedyPilot]

What about the other leg?

What 'other' leg?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm sitting on the other side of the sofa than I normally do.

Over the back of it?