Mmmmmmm what to do?

[ComedyPilot]

I didn't get the reg, but I sort of recognise the car.

Rushing home in the rain I was passed by a silver '53 plate Skoda. As it passed me it swerved violently towards me and through a puddle (trying to get me wet(ter)?) It missed and almost span out of control trying to straighten up, and would have been doing 50ish.

I am sure this car goes to a factory in a village I ride through.

I am going to have a look in the car park for it tomorrow, and if I find it report it, and hopefully get the driver a S59 warning.

Now, if you weren't as law-abiding as me, what would you do if you knew where they worked, but they didn't know you.

Poll added, but imaginative 'fantasy' suggestions welcome.

PS. for anyone likely to get on their high horse, this is just for fun, besides the idiot could go on to kill someone driving like that.

 

[Dayvo]

A fish under the engine!

Once it warms up, and gets wet, the smell will become unbearable, and they will be none the wiser for a few weeks.

 

[jiggerypokery]

My current work inflicted mood would have me brick the windscreen.

On a calmer day I may be inclined to report to the police or just let it slide.

 

[Ben M]

shoot on his bonnet.

If you're hardcore, get up on there and squeeze one out.

If you aren't hardcore, bring one with you in a bag.

 

[hackbike 666]

I like banana up tailpipe.(oooer)

 

[661-Pete]

Errr... shouldn't really be saying this .

If you find the car parked somewhere and can gain entry, wait for a really hot day, then: - bottle of milk poured over the floor and seats.

I'm told this can make a car fit for nothing but the crusher.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Boy, have you lot got imagination.

I am loving the fish and the milk.

 

[thomas]

shoot on his bonnet.

If you're hardcore, get up on there and squeeze one out.

If you aren't hardcore, bring one with you in a bag.

If you're really hardcore get food poisoning first so it's a bit runny.

 

[ComedyPilot]

If you're really hardcore get food poisoning first so it's a bit runny.

Bleurghhh

 

[hackbike 666]

Dog turd under the seat if possible.

I liked the banana because of the Beverly Hills Cop film.

 

[Ben M]

If you're really hardcore get food poisoning first so it's a bit runny.

haha yeah.

pebble dash his bonnet!

 

[classic33]

Throw up on the bonnet. Very effective paint stripper, it'll be back to the bare metal in no time. Certainly when he washes it off. The longer between you throwing up & it being cleaned off increases the paint removal.

On the plus side you can always say, in defence, that you've not been feeling well.

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

Banana up the exhaust is fun, but a cigarette lighter, or 2, up there is much better

 

[thomas]

Banana up the exhaust is fun, but a cigarette lighter, or 2, up there is much better

Or an exhaust whistle

 

[Lisa21]

Shame its not a convertible, a friend of mine dumped a truckload of manure into one once

But then It was her husbands......

And he was having an affair