Maxims to live your life by

[Ian H]

Similar to ours....don't come to the meeting with problems, come with solutions.

But mind you don't spill them.

 

[geocycle]

Found a £10 note, wasn’t sure what the morally correct thing to do was, so thought what would Jesus do? Easy, I went to Aldi and turned it into wine.

 

[stephec]

Found a £10 note, wasn’t sure what the morally correct thing to do was, so thought what would Jesus do? Easy, I went to Aldi and turned it into wine.

Amen brother.

 

[Dave7]

Don't follow Jesus's financial advice.

He seemed to do OK with a few fish and loaves.

 

[Beebo]

Found a £10 note, wasn’t sure what the morally correct thing to do was, so thought what would Jesus do? Easy, I went to Aldi and turned it into wine.

Not loaves and fishes?

 

[Beebo]

He seemed to do OK with a few fish and loaves.

Great minds post at the same time!

 

[bruce1530]

gbb said:

Similar to ours....don't come to the meeting with problems, come with solutions.

(Chemistry joke

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the ..... precipitate"

 

[Moon bunny]

There’s a loon on every bus, if you can’t spot her or him when you get on, it’s you.

 

[classic33]

There’s a loon on every bus, if you can’t spot her or him when you get on, it’s you.

Worrying when you realise it's the driver though.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If you are naked, don’t try and light a fire

 

[Alex321]

If you are naked, don’t try and light a fire

Speaking from experience?

 

[stephec]

If you are naked, don’t try and light a fire

Was it the rubbing two sticks together that you didn't like?

 

[Gwylan]

Was it the rubbing two sticks together that you didn't like?

TWO?!

 

[Yellow Fang]

Better a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

 

[Andy in Germany]

If you are naked, don’t try and light a fire

So that's what "No Naked Flames" means...