Maxims to live your life by

[Andy in Germany]

Similar to ours....don't come to the meeting with problems, come with solutions.

Great, so there's no point having a meeting then.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Married life is easier if you accept that even when she is wrong, your wife is always right.

 

[Slick]

Married life is easier if you accept that even when she is wrong, your wife is always right.

Mrs Slick is never wrong.

 

[Jameshow]

Married life is easier if you accept that even when she is wrong, your wife is always right.

Married life is easier before devoice than after.. DAMHIK!!!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

No, but I try to be consistent so they know I'm going to ask what their thoughts are so they think it through before they meet me.

In my case, I'm trying to develop them into sales managers responsible for a territory. They have to be able to think through problems and come up with ways to fix them - that satisfies the customer without costing the company. If I fix every problem for them they never learn, they never develop and they'll never progress.

Yes - but that is proper management

the difference is that "Management Sayings" are there to remind proper managers about things - to some extent - but for overpromoted well connected idiots to use to show that they are managers and to unload all their problems - i.e. the ones they cannot deal with themselves - onto their underlings who they can then blame
which is Bad management

I have been reasonably lucky and not worked for, or with, many properly bad managers and a few really good ones
and the really bad ones were normally a few level above me (see "overpromoted above) so I was shielded from the worst effects

 

[gbb]

My experience of this is:
Flying economy is a horrible way to travel.
Flying business is still a horrible way to travel, but makes a few feeble efforts to pretend that it isn't. It fails, and still takes the same amount of time.

I must have been consistently lucky.
Tbf I never flew Ryan and just the once EasyJet. Normally via national airlines, Cyprus Airways were consistently brilliant, even in 'economy'
Iberian, while the cabin staff are a bit snooty, I flew business class back from S America , two 'pods' side by side that sat up and reclined fully to an almost bed, good food and service...and quiet. I remember looking past the dividing curtain and seeing 'cattle class' (the way we got there) with everyone wedged in like sardines. You only notice it from the outside sometimes.
Czech Airlines, flew business class back to the UK,some of the first flights in the air post the volcano incident, a little less luxurious but good food and again, quiet and spacious. I paid for those, but given the circumstances, we'd both been cooped up in less than brilliant accommodation...it was a nice bit of luxury.
Or perhaps my standards are fairly low, easily pleased.

 

[Punkawallah]

Married life is easier if you accept that even when she is wrong, your wife is always right.

It’s taken me 30+ years to get it across that, while my wife is never wrong, sometimes she is incorrect.

 

[mustang1]

When opening the Weetabix packet, do it somewhere that's easy to clean the crumbs.

 

[gbb]

There isn't any other class on charter flights.

Good point. Nevertheless, it's charter flights that most people will endure.
We did use the lounge once, that was ok, quiet, staff announce boarding and you kinda got shepherded on rather than joining the neck craning shuffling, impatient throng all trying to get on at the same time. We always hang back, board almost last, it's far less stressful.

 

[stephec]

Always take a dump at work to save on toilet paper usage at home

And always in work time, not when you're on your break.

 

[Chris S]

Redheads are temperamental, half temper and half mental.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Redheads are temperamental, half temper and half mental.

My Dad told me that all red heads are either brilliant or thick
(My Mum was a redhead when she was younger)

It has always been true for every red head I have met

normally nice people - with once extreme example of a total nut job

 

[Hover Fly]

My Dad told me that all red heads are either brilliant or thick
(My Mum was a redhead when she was younger)

It has always been true for every red head I have met

normally nice people - with once extreme example of a total nut job

You’ve met @Moon bunny?

 

[Gwylan]

A specialist training course left me with 4 key points.
.• Don't argue with your captors
• Eat whatever food you are given
• Everyone at head office is doing their best to get you back
• It's policy not to pay ransom

Sort of covers every thing

 

[Profpointy]

You can learn something from everyone

I once did a cave diving course, run by Martyn Farr, a renowned figure in the cave diving world; perhaps the equivalent of getting violin lessons off Nigel Kennedy say. Anyhow whilst me and the other guy were kitting up, Martyn was watching carefully. He said he liked to see other people's set up as it doesn't matter who they are you can always learn something. For someone as distinguished in the field as Martyn to think he might conceivably learn from the likes of me was quite telling. That said I did later show him a totally new way of tangling up a line-reel !