John Lewis advert

[Starchivore]

Farage and Boris singing carols outside a food bank beneath a heavy snow. Their faces shine with boyish enthusiasm and Boris shakes snowflakes from his golden locks in slow-motion. Camera switches to show a small boy with torn trousers starts a small fire on the ground to keep himself warm, using fivers for fuel as they're cheaper than fire-lighters now.

Theresa may looks on wearing her "Politician of the Year" sash, nodding maternally.

Camera pans over line of people again, now singing along happily. Camera pans over to Farage, and commences a slow zoom to his shapeless ruddy face, until his pink jowels fill the screen.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BRITAIN is transposed over the top.


Remember you heard it hear first.

 

[nickyboy]

I've got the inside track on the song, can't disclose my source


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XiUrpn6u4


Most definitely NSFW

 

[Haitch]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfRynDA5roA

 

[jayonabike]

 

[summerdays]

I'm not that impressed with that one for some reason! Probably the music..... though I like the moment the dog races past the girl...

Will this result in lots of animal injuries when people try putting their pet on the trampoline? Or damaged trampolines from the claws?

 

[Starchivore]

Morrissons have their advert on already and it's very very irritating.

 

[Starchivore]

Seriously why doesn't the government just put a strict band of all xmas advertising before December 1st? Not TV ads, no shop displays, nothing. (I sort of know why, but still.....)

 

[Cuchilo]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/anima...ike-trampolining-say-hedgehogs-20161110116924

HEDGEHOGS have confirmed they do not like trampolining and children should not make them do it.

 

[Beebo]

If that happened in our garden, the trampoline would be covered in fox scat on christmas day.
The dirty buggers seem to poo everywhere, they even pooed on our halloween pumkims this year!

 

[Tin Pot]

1. Dec 1st

2. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen ~ N.Farage

3. T-800 Terminator crunching through the skeletal remains piled high in the Calais Jungle with a Santa hat on

 

[Fnaar]

It'll be summat stupid like, I dunno, trampolining animals.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If that was our house then Cindy would be practically trying to smash through the window to have a go at them!!

 

[TVC]

If that was our house then Cindy would be practically trying to smash through the window to have a go at them!!

Which one of your fish is Cindy?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Which one of your fish is Cindy?

Piranhas in a garden pond, now there's an idea!!

 

[AndyRM]

John Lewis adverts. A review:

Profokiev Cleverness.

Charmless.

Didn't Care.

Frozen Dog.

Unlikely, Albeit Touching.

Second Best to Profokiev.

Disney Rip Off.

Pingu.

Moon Paedo.

Bouncing Dog.

And it all started so well...