I am letting on. We have already started doing ours at Aldi. Theres lots of their stuff in the cupboard for Christmas already. Hope I wont get drummed out of Cycle Chat for such an admission!
Hopefully not. Aldi do the best Stollen and those gingerbread / chocolately things are very nice too.
Anyway, my guess for the JL advert:
Small cute bear is lost in the woods, gets hungry and eats some festive tinsel that's blown from the window of a passing car.
It then does what bears do in the woods, yet thanks to the tinsel leaves small glittery parcels all over, which catch the moonlight and set the woods ablaze with refracted moonlight in a magical winter wonderland scene.
Car returns with a small child looking for the lost tinsel, spots the bear (and the glitter) and takes bear back to their suitably festive home for Christmas dressing it is a suitably seasonal hat / scarf ensemble.
Music is a festive version of Kate Bush's Running Up That Hill, performed by Chico from the X Factor.