Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

[Edwardoka]

Tomorrow I'm going to have approximately 8 hours to post a 100 mile bike ride in the most mountainous region I've ever cycled in.
Balls.

Do you think the people in the challenge thread will notice if I lie?
Do pedalos count?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Tomorrow I'm going to have approximately 8 hours to post a 100 mile bike ride in the most mountainous region I've ever cycled in.
Balls.

Do you think the people in the challenge thread will notice if I lie?
Do pedalos count?

Yes, no Strava, no ride.
Why do you have to do it tomorrow in the most mountanuos ... mountaineus ... ermm .... hilly region ever?
Is it a wving contest?

 

[Edwardoka]

Yes, no Strava, no ride.
Why do you have to do it tomorrow in the most mountanuos ... mountaineus ... ermm .... hilly region ever?
Is it a wving contest?

It has to be today because every other day this month has things planned
It has to be in the mountainiest region because there is nowhere flat to do it
As you know I am rubbish at scheduling!

 

[Edwardoka]

It has to be today because every other day this month has things planned
It has to be in the mountainiest region because there is nowhere flat to do it
As you know I am rubbish at scheduling!

Not feeling it today. No point in forcing it. Needs a rethink.

 

[Col5632]

Tomorrow I'm going to have approximately 8 hours to post a 100 mile bike ride in the most mountainous region I've ever cycled in.
Balls.

Do you think the people in the challenge thread will notice if I lie?
Do pedalos count?

Why 8 hours?

 

[Edwardoka]

Why 8 hours?

It was to be 8 hours because the earliest I could have picked the bike up was 10; sunset is at 18:10. But I've decided I'm now not doing it today. Needs a rethink. My initial route involved 23,000 feet of climbing... which is simply put, physically impossible.

 

[Mo1959]

It was to be 8 hours because the earliest I could have picked the bike up was 10; sunset is at 18:10. But I've decided I'm now not doing it today. Needs a rethink. My initial route involved 23,000 feet of climbing... which is simply put, physically impossible.

Electric bike?

 

[Edwardoka]

I've come up with an alternative route that is only 11,500 feet of climbing but involves going through all the touristy bits.
If I ditch the activity I had planned tomorrow and leave at first light then this is actually doable.

 

[Scoosh]

I do feel as if I have been living like a monk recently, now that you mention it. You'll be an Asti Spumante then.. a sweet Italian, low alcohol, with a bit of a sparkle!

Oh puh-l-e-a-s-e !

Talk about laying it on with a trowel ...




**This is not a reflection on @Pat "5mph" - merely @Brandane's chat-up line ...

 

[Col5632]

I've come up with an alternative route that is only 11,500 feet of climbing but involves going through all the touristy bits.
If I ditch the activity I had planned tomorrow and leave at first light then this is actually doable.

Piece of P1ss

 

[Edwardoka]

Piece of P1ss

Should be ok, the Royal Mail doesn't operate here

 

[Col5632]

Should be ok, the Royal Mail doesn't operate here

Cheap shot

I was going to wish you good luck but now you can get stuffed

 

[Brandane]

Oh puh-l-e-a-s-e !

Talk about laying it on with a trowel ...




**This is not a reflection on @Pat "5mph" - merely @Brandane's chat-up line ...

Except that ..... I don't even like Asti Spumante ; any chat up line was unintentional - just my natural charm shining through .

 

[Scoosh]

any chat up line was unintentional - just my natural charm shining through .

This has me worried too ...

 

[Brandane]

This has me worried too ...

Don't be worried; I worry about myself sometimes!