Irn-Bru? Scottish Blethering Thread

[Pat "5mph"]

Very sorry to hear this @Pat "5mph" . I hope you are ok.

I am fantastic, thanks Gav.
My rages are always short lived

 

[gavgav]

I am fantastic, thanks Gav.
My rages are always short lived

Best way, we won't let the nobbers get us down!

 

[Edwardoka]

Aww, was quite enjoying being bullied...

 

[Edwardoka]

Hi guys and girls!
Another shocking "nobbing" episode for me today.
I was stationary on a newly bright red painted ASL, on a roundabout with lights, nobody behind me.
Suddenly I feel strongly nudged from behind an utter nobber of a woman drove right into me, she refused to acknowledge me, I had to put me and bike on the grassy kerb to inspect for damage, I said "you drove into me!", she just shook her head meaning "no, I didn't", then she drove off!
What a despicable person!
Then another nobber taxi driver beeped me on a fast dual carriage way leading to a roundabout, he objected me being in primary on approach to said roundabout!

Really, every time I ride to the local Royal Mail depot they want to kill me!

That's rubbish - sorry to hear! Hope you're not too shaken!

Drivers never fail to amaze me with their completely terrible attitudes, particularly at this time of year.

 

[Fubar]

Hi guys and girls!
Another shocking "nobbing" episode for me today.
I was stationary on a newly bright red painted ASL, on a roundabout with lights, nobody behind me.
Suddenly I feel strongly nudged from behind an utter nobber of a woman drove right into me, she refused to acknowledge me, I had to put me and bike on the grassy kerb to inspect for damage, I said "you drove into me!", she just shook her head meaning "no, I didn't", then she drove off!
What a despicable person!
Then another nobber taxi driver beeped me on a fast dual carriage way leading to a roundabout, he objected me being in primary on approach to said roundabout!

Really, every time I ride to the local Royal Mail depot they want to kill me!

Aw, sorry to hear that Pat - was it Boris and is he ok??

 

[Fubar]

Wrong. Just... Wrong.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Aw, sorry to hear that Pat - was it Boris and is he ok??

Hi Mark: no, it was Colombo and he is fine.
Me too btw

 

[Fubar]

Hi Mark: no, it was Colombo and he is fine.
Me too btw

That was my next question...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

That was my next question...

 

[Edwardoka]

Wrong. Just... Wrong.

I probably still have the transparencies from this somewhere.

Anyone got any ideas for humorous situations I could photoshop Dancing Fubar into?

 

[Fubar]

I probably still have the transparencies from this somewhere.

Anyone got any ideas for humorous situations I could photoshop Dancing Fubar into?

Don't encourage him.


And don't 'like' his posts either...

 

[GBC]

I probably still have the transparencies from this somewhere.

Anyone got any ideas for humorous situations I could photoshop Dancing Fubar into?

Saw this in the news last night http://dcist.com/2015/10/photos.php#photo-1

 

[Col5632]

Sorry to hear that @Pat "5mph"

The attitude of some drivers is just a total joke tbh, she hits you then has the cheek to deny what she has clearly just done instead of admitting she was wrong and saying sorry for it, if she had done that you would most likely have left the scene much happier

 

[Fubar]

Saw this in the news last night http://dcist.com/2015/10/photos.php#photo-1

Nah.

 

[Fubar]

I probably still have the transparencies from this somewhere.

Anyone got any ideas for humorous situations I could photoshop Dancing Fubar into?

Anyway, isn't this a breach of my image rights? Need to speak to my agent.

Calling @Pat "5mph" !!