Please bear with me, I’m fitting this in when I can. Occasionally I have to sleep, and bathe, and attend to productive labour, and haul out my telescope to spy on the people across the valley, who I can confirm are curtain twitchers.
This goes straight to the top of the queue.
Mmmm, beer of the root
It’s non-alcoholic, which appeals to the Puritan DNA in our American heritage.* Along with its very close cousin sarsaparilla, of interest mainly to botanists, it is a fixture in the romantic Western film loop we as a nation have constantly playing in the background.
View: https://youtu.be/75M1szwu3Vg
(though Al** would just as soon slit your throat and have Wu feed you to the pigs as drink the stuff himself)
Your
first time may indeed prompt a “What?” and a “Why?” As they say, there’s no accounting for taste. To those who savour the flavour, it is as close to the elixir of life as we can sip through lips parched by time and rough but honest living.
Some important links:
Great American Root Beer Showdown
Anthony's Root Beer Reviews
Eric's Gourmet (?!)
Root Beer Site - note the helpful breakdown, including Drinkable Root Beers, Not Good Root Beers, and Garbage Root Beers.
* I don’t know the stats, but teetotalers like myself are still in the minority over there, if a larger minority than here
** Played by Englishman Ian McShane