I'm American. Ask me anything.

[Chris S]

What about a bison? 🐮

That's what people from Wolverhampton wash their hands in.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Why was the singer in the band Middle of the Road that sung Chirpy, Chirpy Cheep Cheep, so happy that her parents had abandoned her?

 

[Chris S]

Why was the singer in the band Middle of the Road that sung Chirpy, Chirpy Cheep Cheep, so happy that her parents had abandoned her?

Middle of the Road were actually a Scottish band.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Middle of the Road were actually a Scottish band.

That's not very nice, I quite like Scotland. I don't think that'll be the reason.

 

[Chris S]

Seriously, Middle of the Road were formed in Glasgow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_of_the_Road_(band)

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Seriously, Middle of the Road were formed in Glasgow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_of_the_Road_(band)

Are you saying that maybe the American wouldn't understand their accents? I would expect the singer would be sad at being abandoned by the Glaswegian parents. I think they'd be worried about who would deep fry the mars bars, and stuff like that, so no, I don't think that's the answer.

 

[MntnMan62]

If it's 21.15 on the right hand side of the country, and 03.25 on the left hand side, how long does it take to get there on a Greyhound?

It depends on whether it's an African Greyhound or European Greyhound.

 

[Archie_tect]

It depends on whether it's an African Greyhound or European Greyhound.

Does one swallow make a summer?

 

[MntnMan62]

Does one swallow make a summer?

It could make a year.

 

[Drago]

Was Ranger Smith really that thick, or did he simp,y fancy a quiet life and delibetately overlooked Yogi's thievery and criminal behaviour ?

 

[classic33]

Was Ranger Smith really that thick, or did he simp,y fancy a quiet life and delibetately overlooked Yogi's thievery and criminal behaviour ?

When did you last see/hear of a bear being charged with theft of a picnic basket in a park?

 

[PeteXXX]

Whatever happened to Casey Jones, and why didn't he hit his head on a telegraph pole when he was hanging out of the train window?

 

[Chris S]

Does one swallow make a summer?

What's Monica Lewinsky got to do with all this?

 

[MntnMan62]

Whatever happened to Casey Jones, and why didn't he hit his head on a telegraph pole when he was hanging out of the train window?

Didn't you know? He was drivin' that train while he was high on cocaine. But he didn't watch his speed and got into trouble.

 

[Drago]

When did you last see/hear of a bear being charged with theft of a picnic basket in a park?

Well, never, thanks to Ranger Smith's negligence