I'm American. Ask me anything.

[Drago]

What was the US View attachment 557719

equivalent to this gang .

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Thr Biden Street Commies.

 

[MichaelW2]

Something about guns. I think.

Cocaine and hookers.

 

[byegad]

#anothersam
Which side will you fight for in the coming ACW2?

 

[classic33]

Why did America buy the first practical submarine from it's inventor, after the British turned it down.

 

[PeteXXX]

If it's 21.15 on the right hand side of the country, and 03.25 on the left hand side, how long does it take to get there on a Greyhound?

 

[Drago]

Why was the USS Monitor not called the USS Visual Display Unit?

 

[bagpuss]

Is Lucy still relevant.....I hope so!

 

[anothersam]

Is it true there 50x as many men as women in Alaska and what do they do for pootang?

Everything I know about Alaska I learned from Northern Exposure. Which was no help on this one.

View: https://youtu.be/rJgt-HO0_kY
Those quirky Alaskans

With an estimated 108 men to every 100 women, the situation doesn’t appear to be quite as dire as you imagine. What's more, Sarah Palin is now divorced, so there's one more available MILF (it's a scholarly term).

Why do Americans measure their car engines in cubic inches? Wouldn't it be easier to measure them in cubic feet?

Define easier. Anyway, they measure them in litres now.

What was the US equivalent to [The Bash Street Kids]

The closest I can think of would be a mashup of Welcome Back Kotter and The Little Rascals.

View: https://youtu.be/ju-lptJweTc


View: https://youtu.be/zBT3APabAVQ

Which side will you fight for in the coming ACW2?

Whoever comes up with a better hook.

View: https://youtu.be/eIdXxDARU_0

Why did America buy the first practical submarine from it's inventor, after the British turned it down.

After an interesting but fruitless dive (I know, so droll) into submarine lore, I conclude that the next click surely would have enlighted me, but my time on earth is short.

Fish census post-Brexit

If it's 21.15 on the right hand side of the country, and 03.25 on the left hand side, how long does it take to get there on a Greyhound?

That’s some strange time zone voodoo, for a start. Assuming the bus slips into a wormhole and doesn’t hit any traffic in Chicago or Betelgeuse, the passengers should get to the other side in time for the rapture or the second coming, whichever comes first.

Why was the USS Monitor not called the USS Visual Display Unit?

Monitor meant "one who admonishes and corrects wrongdoers". The War Dept was not in the business of raising chuckles.

We are not amused

Is Lucy still relevant.....I hope so!

Definitely.

PS. My favourite comics curmudgeon.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

The wife of a president is known as the first lady, so when Kamala Harris becomes president what term will be used for her husband?

 

[newfhouse]

The wife of a president is known as the first lady, so when Kamala Harris becomes president what term will be used for her husband?

A Guardian article has already referred to him as the Second Gentleman.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...break-new-ground-as-americas-second-gentleman

 

[Archie_tect]

Are American liters 5/8ths the volume of a European litre?

 

[Drago]

Why are the KKK so obsessed with the letter K? Do they not know it was invented by a black man?

 

[MichaelW2]

If it's 21.15 on the right hand side of the country, and 03.25 on the left hand side, how long does it take to get there on a Greyhound?

Greyhound is only good for rapid sprints. Other breeds of dog may have more endurance but a horse, mule, camel or llama would have more luggage capacity.

 

[PeteXXX]

Greyhound is only good for rapid sprints. Other breeds of dog may have more endurance but a horse, mule, camel or llama would have more luggage capacity.

What about a bison? 🐮

 

[Drago]

110v mains electrics. What's that all about? Is each house powered by half a dozen AA cells?