How Northern Are You?

[mcshroom]

The results are in! We reckon you're
100% northern
That's somewhere around Newcastle.​

Thats a bit further North, than in fact.

Anyone else noticed how to give the correct answers?

Snap

 

[Hip Priest]

It says I'm only 55% Northern!

Am I eckers like.

 

[Primal Scream]

0% northern from Jersey aparentley, Thank Christ for that

 

[mcshroom]

T'isn't. Yorkshire is on t'other side o't Pennines and that's full of sheepsh*****s. Come on, if you were omnipotent would you really want a county full of sheepsh*****ers. I still think there's a page missing in the bible which contains "And on the 9th Day, God looked at Yorkshire and thought "oh cr** what happened there?". God then felt he'd better destroy it before it contaminated the rest of creation but the Devil persuaded him to keep it because after all "Hell is too good for some people"

Come on Martin, we all know Lancashire is only there to provide a rain shadow so more sun can shine on God's own County

 

[martint235]

Come on Martin, we all know Lancashire is only there to provide a rain shadow so more sun can shine on God's own County

I'm fairly sure that most of the reservoirs are actually in Yorkshire cos it rains more there.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

I say!! I'm 32% Northern, putting me around Oxford.
Quite right too. I don't really like going north of Biggleswade.
Once you get past Peterborough, you're into glaciation and polar bears...

Really??

 

[ShipHill]

80% Northern for me.
Born in Brum and lived in bonny Scotland for a few years so that's about right I'd say.

 

[Cubist]

As tha sin me whippet? 95 fookkin percent na then seesta.

 

[hopless500]

Chips and gravy... what level of decrepit stuff is that? You don't sully chips with gloopy rubbish. Get a grip, you'll be putting curry on chips next.

 

[hopless500]

85% for me

 

[Deleted member 23692]

75% for me... I guess that's about right for Notts born and bred, now living in Carlisle

 

[AndyRM]

100%. Mint.

 

[totallyfixed]

Ah well, you know when you have arrived up north, the thermometer is hovering around the zero mark, there's a wind coming straight from Siberia and blokes are in t-shirts and teenage girls are wearing crop tops [someone else told me that, honest ]

 

[Paulus]

I'm 60% northern, and although I have been up north quite a few times I really do come from north London.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Ah well, you know when you have arrived up north, the thermometer is hovering around the zero mark, there's a wind coming straight from Siberia and blokes are in t-shirts and teenage girls are wearing crop tops [someone else told me that, honest ]

my understanding (and observation) is that they (those teenage girls) happen to wear slightly more than that.... honest

you need to add short skirts and high heals... (not to mention horrendous amounts of makeup... ) not sure if the high heals make them any warmer, but it does give them a better grip in the ice and snow!

(Perhaps I should edit this and include the fact that the boys probably wear something other than t-shirts as well, but given i went to an all girls school, I can't comment.)