How Many Times Does Same Excuse Avoid a Ban?

[Solocle]

That takes quite an effort I'd have thought.
I've been far from a saint in my own driving career, but I only once collected a (fully deserved) speeding ticket. To be busted, what, a dozen times, suggests little attempt to obey the law or indeed use any sense at all. I would guess I've done more miles than Coogan too

Yup, I've never had so much as a SAC. Despite once actually being flashed by a camera (I'd earlier spotted a completely unilluminated 30 sign which would have been unenforceable, then somehow missed the drop from a 50 to a 40 on a dual carriageway... cruised through the camera bang on 50 ).

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