Give me some dialogue from your day

[threebikesmcginty]

Kid 2 - Why is grandma using the b'cuter?
Me - She's sending an email
K2 - Does she know what she's doing?
Me - No, not really

 

[Pennine-Paul]

Guy in front of me at the till in Halfrauds seeing me buying a bike tyre
"Ha! your gonna have fun tomorrow aren't you!"
Me "Yeah I've got the day off gonna laugh at all the 4x4 drivers who cant drive in the snow
trying to get out off our cul de sac"

 

[MossCommuter]

Woman 1 : It all started when, well, you remember I lost all that weight...
Woman 2 : yeah
Woman 1 : ...well, anyway, I asked her if she wanted a dress that was a size she wasn't and she ain't spoke to me since

 

[Andrew_Culture]

From Saturday:

Nice Polish cashier at Lidl - "This is good shopping"
Me - "Thank you, this is how simple my life is".

I had bought two bottles of wine and a doormat.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

My MD is chomping away on his lunch when I had to put a call through to him,

"It's XXX calling for you, would you like a few moments to masticate before taking the call?"

The reaction was marvellous.

 

[jann71]

Me: I have an order to collect.
Sales person: scouring about shelves first. Do you have your order number?
Me: 272.... From my order.
Sales person 1: what is it?
Me: its a chainset for a bike
Sales 1 to sales person 2: do you know what that is?
I then stand about waiting for few mins thinking here we go its not here.
Sales person 1 comes back with a Campag box.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I'm moving out...going to live in my tent...life was easier..simpler , fun...and cheaper..

 

[Sandra6]

me to the children
If you put the pie in the oven, wash a pan and put the custard in it, I'll make you some pie and custard for pudding.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

di·a·logue or di·a·log (d

-lôg

, -l

g

)
n.
1. A conversation between two or more people.
2. a. Conversation between characters in a drama or narrative.
b. The lines or passages in a script that are intended to be spoken.
3. A literary work written in the form of a conversation: the dialogues of Plato.
4. Music A composition or passage for two or more parts, suggestive of conversational interplay.
5. An exchange of ideas or opinions: achieving constructive dialogue with all political elements.



di·a·ry (d

-r

)
n. pl. di·a·ries
1. A daily record, especially a personal record of events, experiences, thoughts and observations; a journal.
2. A book for use in keeping a personal record, as of experiences.


Nope! He doesn't get it, does he?

 

[gbb]

Wife to myself...
'Doreen took her old gold to town today, amazing how much she got for it !!'
me..'How much '
'She had 16gms and got £150 '

'Blimey...get your old stuff out and see how much we've got' i said.

Scales out, a mix of 9 and 14 karat....64 gms.

'Whats that worth then ?' asked the wife.
'Err, between £600 and £700 '

' We're off down town Saturday '...said the wife, quick as a flash.

I'm not arguing.

 

[Psycolist]

I think i've lost the thread of this thread

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

I think i've lost the thread of this thread

I don't think there ever was one..

 

[Psycolist]

I don't think there ever was one..

Phew, theres me thinking I was encumbered with woolly wits

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Phew, theres me thinking I was encumbered with woolly wits

It wouldn't make a blind difference in this forum..

 

[hoopdriver]

I wouldn't make a blind difference in this forum..

So true!