Give me some dialogue from your day

[GrasB]

[QUOTE 2112731, member: 45"]That's what they all say.

You'll be telling us that TVR come top of the reliability surveys next.[/quote]
Seriously, the only time the Alfa has let me down was when I getting it modified from single turbo to bi-turbo configuration. Besides that & general wear & tear I've not had any issue with it.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Out on ride..hooked up with a rider going my way..never seen him before..nice old chap..decided to follow him as I was just reccying new routes...riding down the small country lane marked private road this dork in a car shouts out window...

get out the bloody way!!

I retort...you are on the wrong side of the road

him...just move over

me where to the ditch?? You are encrouching on our side of the lane, I have nowhere to go...what do you want me to do?

Just fark off mate you cyclisst all think you own the bloody road

My new ride partner...

actually mate I do.

 

[Sandra6]

Earlier today -said to myself but outloud on realising I can't get my tights past my knees.
"These aren't my tights"

Later
me - "If he says that again I'll stab him in the leg"
son -"I just want the cake"
Me gesture of stabbing made towards his leg.
son - "go on , do it, stab me"
son -"OW! you just stabbed me"

 

[Pat "5mph"]

My pal and I, chatting about this and that
She: brought along this letter in Italian for you to translate.
Me, aye, no probs: what does it say? ...

 

[Matthew_T]

My dad to me: I am not happy with what you put on Facebook.
Me: What did I put?
Him: That comment about bus drivers.
Me: (I read comment "Bloody bus driving Nazis") Whats wrong with that?
Him: It could offend people.
Me: Well thats their problem.

Him: You also called people in Rhyl yobbo's.
Me: Well that is hardly an insult. It is a fact and they know it.
Him: Thats not the point. Anyone who reads your comment will know you cycle and you cycle through Rhyl everyday.
Me: Oh I see your point.

Me: Oh BTW, I am getting the bus tomorrow.

 

[laurence]

yesterday...when trying to get an injured wild snake tended to

girl from the RSPCA: it' s cold and not very active
me: i kept it cool so it would sleep and not aggravate the injury, it should be hibernating soon anyway.
girl from the RSPCA: i think you know more about snakes that we do

 

[Arch]

My colleague, as the postman arrived at work: Oh, is that parcel for me? I'm expecting one.
<parcel, large squashy jiffy bag, handed over>
Me: Have you been buying cushions on the internet again?
Him: No, it's something from my Mum,
Me: Oh, what is it?
Him: It's our bathroom curtains from when I was a kid!

And it was! 1960's black and white geometric pattern, and made of towelling! Never seen curtains made of towelling before!

(He and his wife are lacking curtains in their bathroom, hence the parcel).

 

[Night Train]

And it was! 1960's black and white geometric pattern, and made of towelling! Never seen curtains made of towelling before!

Hah! Those are my curtains, from when I was a kid!

 

[Arch]

Hah! Those are my curtains, from when I was a kid!

Really!?

I've never seen towelling curtains, but they seem quite practical. If you realised you'd run of towels, you could just dry yourself on the curtain...

He pointed out that they are well over 40 years old, but they were in pretty good condition!

 

[Scoosh]

He pointed out that they are well over 40 years old, but they were in pretty good condition!

 

[Night Train]

Really!?

Yes. The pattern might be a little different but definitely black and white geometric shapes and in in a toweling material. I used to pull at the little loops to make then fray, much to Mum's annoyance.

He pointed out that they are well over 40 years old, but they were in pretty good condition!

Nothing wrong with being well over 40 you know.

 

[swee'pea99]

"Do *not* put messages on Facebook calling your teacher a dick - and giving their name."

(Sheepish smile) "Ok."

"Take it down *now*. Don't do it again. And you really need to develop that little sensor in the back of what passes for your brain, that warns you when you're about to do something really dumb..."

(Smirk.)

 

[postman]

Set the scene,15-30 playing on here and listening to Adele via You Tube,in walks eldest daughter from 6th form.

I didn't know you liked Adele
Yes found her this morning while listening to Skyfall,

(now the words to rolling in the deep have brought a few tears to my eyes)

Daughter says i will play you that on my guitar and another of her songs

(me now in more tears, silly old sod)

 

[Melonfish]

"I don't care what you think is hilarious i'm not giving him the password 1@m@f00l"
i quipped to a systems engineer today.

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Daughter says i will play you that on my guitar and another of her songs

Cool girl!