Give me some dialogue from your day

[fossyant]

Me to the Doctor "How long should the wound take to heal" Him "A week". Me - "erm this isn't right then" (2 weeks) Him "I'll prescribe you some cream." Grrrr... Off the bike for some time They don't give a poop.

 

[gbb]

Two for me , one from yesterday, one this morning....
So we,re walking along Botafoch harbour near ibiza town and there's a heavily fire damaged expensive looking cruiser on the side, it looks quite catastrophic....
Wife says....'I wonder what happened to that?'
Me............' it caught fire'....snigger

And this morning, we,re laid on sun beds on the with a panorama of the whole harbour in front of us, ancient and new buildings on the edges, green mountains in the distance, hardly a sound, it's so so quiet here..
Me....'look at that baby...'
Wife..'what '
Me...'soak that view in, soak the sun up, what more could you ask for....'
Wife..' Oh yesss'.

 

[cyberknight]

Me to the Doctor "How long should the wound take to heal" Him "A week". Me - "erm this isn't right then" (2 weeks) Him "I'll prescribe you some cream." Grrrr... Off the bike for some time They don't give a poop.

At the Doc`s...
Me"The prescription i bought in for my son is wrong he has a supsension as he cant take the tablets "
them"We cant get it in suspension"
Me "Thats what he had last time "
them"ooh? ( looks in book ) ,yes you can but we would have to see if the doc will sunscribe as it costs more "
Me "OK i will wait while you get a new prescription"
Them" we will need to phone the chemist (across the road) to see if they can do it"
SITS WAITING FOR HALF AN HOUR +
Me" Is the prescription ready ?"
them "The 1st one was wrong , gives me a new one for more tablets "
Me "This is still for tablets "....

ROUND WE GO AGAIN
In the end i had to take the tablets as my son ran out on Saturday and its for his kidney failure and its taken this long just to get something even though we put the repeat in on Thursday.
Seems they just want to save money rather than prescibe the medicine given to us from Birmingham childrens that he will take .
The chemist basically says they can make it but its down to cost .
FECK !!
I have paid taxes for coming on 26 years and your telling me my son cant get what the hospital has recommended ?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

In supermarket:

Old git tuts as he cant get his trolley past mine then says ...cant you call your friends outside ?

Me Im not calling anybody

why are you on your phone then

well if you must know I am scanning the barcode into my droids weightloss app and moneywise app

him...oh...so why are you on your phone then?

me...to self...good point actually..but f*** orf anyway.

 

[Speicher]

I was talking to someone about hymns they know, and they replied, "We plough the seeds and scatter the good fields...."

 

[Speicher]

Here it is today, but where you are it is already tomorrow.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

me using new moneywise app in mobile phone...

..ok...so here is the budgetsection...goood...well done me....ok so I type in a budget title here...(types)

"I have no clue where this money went"

 

[Archie_tect]

Folding my Brompton outside the sorting office, passer by "You ought to be in a circus with a bike like that"

 

[fimm]

Her: how are you getting on on your bike in this cold weather?
Me: Oh, it is fine. I mean, it's a bit cold, but that's what clothes are for...
Her: I'm glad to hear it, you'd be turning a few heads otherwise...

(I think I meant to say warm clothes...)

 

[defy-one]

Neighbour (older woman) omg you are looking so thin
Me: thankyou
Neighbour : makes me want to take up cycling
Me: your never to old,you should
Neighbour: don't lose too much now,your looking gooood

 

[Spinney]

Neighbour (older woman) omg you are looking so thin
Me: thankyou
Neighbour : makes me want to take up cycling
Me: your never to old,you should
Neighbour: don't lose too much now,your looking gooood

Something wrong with older women then? eh? eh?

 

[Arjimlad]

"the bankrupt attributes his insolvency to not having enough money to pay off his debts"... Have a cigar, that man !

 

[laurence]

yesterday... two birdwatchers in a hide, peering out the window...
"there's a lot of water here"

it was at the london WETland centre.

 

[mark st1]

Neighbour (older woman) omg you are looking so thin
Me: thankyou
Neighbour : makes me want to take up cycling
Me: your never to old,you should
Neighbour: don't lose too much now,your looking gooood

Thats why those houses next to Broadmoor are so cheap.

 

[mark st1]

Mrs... I know its your day off will you drive me to Slough ?
Me... Why do you need to go to Slough you shop in Maidenhead ?
Mrs..Want to get some Christmas shopping
Me...Thats what Christmas Eve is for.
Mrs...Gives the look
Me...Gets in the car.