Give me some dialogue from your day

[i hate hills]

" Can you stay in this morning i'm expecting a parcel " oldest daughter to me, just as i'm getting bike out the shed.

 

[Cubist]

Sarah Montague , Today Programme 7.00am ' Later we will be talking to the head of the Britain's Sperm bank ,in its first year it only has 9 donors, we will be find out what's been going on there?

They cut the other correspondent. His reply was the shortage was down to transport problems. They'd only had three donors booked in that day, two came on the bus, and the other one missed the tube.

 

[Sandra6]

- What've you been buying now?
- just some more things to play with
- don't we have enough already?
- but they were a bargain
- its only a bargain if you need them
And that was me told by my 13yr old

 

[Buck]

Daddy, I missed you today (youngest son's first day back at school )

 

[annedonnelly]

Three young girls I regularly pass on my commute to the station - they're heading to school and have been on holiday until today..

First girl: "It's Anne!"
Second girl: "Have you missed us!, Have you missed us?!"

Me: "Where have you been? I haven't seen you for ages!!"

Girls: "We've had six weeks holiday!"

Cue conversation about how excited they are to be going back to school...

They brighten my morning

 

[jhawk]

- What've you been buying now?
- just some more things to play with
- don't we have enough already?
- but they were a bargain
- its only a bargain if you need them
And that was me told by my 13yr old

He's right, you know.

 

[EltonFrog]

Cafe owner: what would you like?
Me: not sure.
CO: sweet or savoury?
Me: mmmm a little of both I think.
CO: I can do you a nice hot sausage roll with some ice cream if you like.

 

[Lullabelle]

The cleaner at work, nice person just not very bright. This morning in the kitchen she pointed out to my colleague that the light doesn't come on when you open the fridge door, my reply 'so, how do we know when the door is open then?' she had to think for a minute

 

[gbb]

I walked into the warehouse to see a good friend, one i can take the mickey out of..
'Morning bud'...i gave it a second, looked at him with a frown then continued...'you wanna ease up on the ugly pills mate, you're overdoing them '
'Yeah yeah, feck off '

 

[Profpointy]

- What've you been buying now?
- just some more things to play with
- don't we have enough already?
- but they were a bargain
- its only a bargain if you need them
And that was me told by my 13yr old

the variant on the "it was a bargain" thing is the challenge, "OK then, show me the money you've saved"

 

[siadwell]

Radio is playing Dexy's Midnight Runners singing Come on Eileen.
"Daddy, why is he asking for loo roll?"
"Eh?"
"Come on, I need some loo roll." (Come on Eileen, too-loo-rye-aye)
So now when the loo roll runs out, we shout for Eileen...

 

[gbb]

The wife's reading something and suddenly guffaws..
'It says here...you should always tell your husband your secrets....you're quite safe, they're never listening to you'

 

[Lullabelle]

The wife's reading something and suddenly guffaws..
'It says here...you should always tell your husband your secrets....you're quite safe, they're never listening to you'

 

[gbb]

We're having a brew at work, colleague asks me...
'Can i pinch a smidgeon of milk ?'
'Yeah, no problem'
He pours some milk into his tea...i say mockingly
'That was two smidgeons '

 

[Scoosh]

We're having a brew at work, colleague asks me...
'Can i pinch a smidgeon of milk ?'
'Yeah, no problem'
He pours some milk into his tea...i say mockingly
'That was two smidgeons '

"So you owe me 1 smidgeon !"