Give me some dialogue from your day

[ufkacbln]

This is anonymous!

I was training a member of staff today. And supervising his injection competency

Explained to the patient who consented

Student explained that they would feel a "small prick"

After the injection I asked for the patient's experience

The reply was not what I expected

" Small prick.... That was a full (f word) rogering"

I am not sure how to report that!

 

[ColinJ]

Decided to take my iPhone with shattered screen to Timpsons, as I'm told they do phone screen repairs and are likely to be cheaper than EE.

Me:- "I believe you do mobile phone screen repairs"?

Chap:- "yeh, which model is it"

Me:- "6"

Chap:- "we would need it for 3 or 4 days, as there is only me and another chap here and we've not been trained in that model, so need it for longer to ensure we don't mess it up"

Me:- "I'll leave it thanks!!"

Ha ha - a Rumsfeld repair quote (they would be dealing with 'unknown unknowns') ...

 

[ColinJ]

This is anonymous!

I was training a member of staff today. And supervising his injection competency

Explained to the patient who consented

Student explained that they would feel a "small prick"

After the injection I asked for the patient's experience

The reply was not what I expected

" Small prick.... That was a full (f word) rogering"

I am not sure how to report that!

Since getting ill 3 years ago, I have probably had about 50 needles stuck in me and in every single case I was told that I would 'feel a slight scratch' so I assumed that it was now NHS policy to use that description instead of the old one?

 

[ufkacbln]

Since getting ill 3 years ago, I have probably had about 50 needles stuck in me and in every single case I was told that I would 'feel a slight scratch' so I assumed that it was now NHS policy to use that description instead of the old one?

I believe in letting staff "express themselves" providing the basic information gets across.

Staff are more comfortable and patients recognise this and are more relaxed.

 

[jhawk]

We're in Pizza Delight.

The waiter comes over take our order of drinks.

Dad: "Beer, please."

Dad's girlfriend: "The same please."

(I haven't decided yet).

Me: "I'll have...."

Waiter: "Too young, or?"

Me:

Me: "No, I'll... er... I'll just have Coke please."

*Waiter leaves*

Me to Dad and GF: "TOO YOUNG! THE CHEEKY SOD!"

Dad and GF:

 

[jhawk]

This is anonymous!

I was training a member of staff today. And supervising his injection competency

Explained to the patient who consented

Student explained that they would feel a "small prick"

After the injection I asked for the patient's experience

The reply was not what I expected

" Small prick.... That was a full (f word) rogering"

I am not sure how to report that!

THAT IS BRILLIANT.

 

[gbb]

I need a hat, my scalp is burning...I've forgotten mine.
Hotel shop has a cheap baseball cap...15€. I'm not paying that for something worth a fiver at the most.
On the way to the beach I saw a seller with her wares of caps, trinkets, etc etc.
'How much are the caps please ?'
'5€'
'Excellent'...and I brought one out of the 15€ I had in my pocket.

The other 10€ ?....now floating round in the Atlantic off the west African coast ....i'd forgot id shoved it in my swimming shorts pocket.

Earlier, the wife had been sneaking photos of me...
As she scrolled through them, i saw one that wasnt very flattering..
'Dont use that one, i look a right numpty'
Quick as a flash she replied.....
'well they say the camera doesnt lie '

 

[ColinJ]

Dialogue between the woman in front of me in Lidl and the lad working at the till ...

Lad: This [bicycle bell] has not got a barcode on it.

Woman: It was in the bargains box.

Lad: I need to get a price for it ...

Woman: I hope it is cheap - it doesn't work!

Lad, cracking up: Well whatever it costs, it isn't much of a bargain then, is it!

Woman, also laughing: I suppose you're right!


Much hilarity in the queue, and the queues either side ...

 

[coffeejo]

I was in a coffee shop this morning, and a mum and her two sons came in. The younger brother was left to guard the table while mum and older brother went to the counter. A short while later, OB skipped over to the table.

OB: I've got a pleasant surprise for you.
YB: Surprises from you never end well for me.

 

[coffeejo]

Also overheard in town today:

Dad (getting impatient): Will. You. Just. Do. As. You. Are. Told?
Little boy: But I don't LIKE IT when I do as I'm told.

 

[ufkacbln]

Yesterday took the faired Gekko out for a spin on the South Downs

Pulled into a Pub for a well deserved (IMHO) pint

Small child runs across to parents

"Look a Spaceship!"

 

[Levo-Lon]

I popped into Rutland Cycles today....and this was in my van when i got home!!

Cube Stereo HTC carbon ..

 

[coffeejo]

I poped into Rutland Cycles today....and this was in my van when i got home!!

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What did it say? Did it bless you?

 

[Mrs M]

I poped into Rutland Cycles today....and this was in my van when i got home!!

Cube Stereo HTC carbon .. View attachment 98778

Luvleeee!

 

[Levo-Lon]

Luvleeee!

I popped in by the way..bloody tablets