Give me some dialogue from your day

[welsh dragon]

Guy I used to work with got fed up of his kids arguing about who got most...wahhh, his bits bigger than mine....so he used to give one of them a mars bar, a piece of cake , whatever it happened to be and told him...you cut it in half....your brother then has first choice. See the first one virtually measure it like his life depended on it ..because if he got it wong, his brother inevitably chose the biggest bit

Been there. Done that. Always had to practically measure the exact amount of juice, to make sure no one got more than the other one. Bloody annoying.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Been there. Done that. Always had to practically measure the exact amount of juice, to make sure no one got more than the other one. Bloody annoying.

I can remember that well...arguing with my sister about who got the crust etc. Eeee, sweet memories!.

 

[jhawk]

Been there. Done that. Always had to practically measure the exact amount of juice, to make sure no one got more than the other one. Bloody annoying.

Bloody kids, eh?!

 

[Maverick Goose]

Overheard in the Britannia Inn, Elterwater this evening...
''Another Corby please''
''Everybody likes a blonde''
''I've had three already this evening''
''You can have my Viagra then''

 

[Andy_R]

I had a house full of grand children.

"Can I have a drink" ". If he has one, can I have one as well?" " if they have a drink, can I have a coke". "Can I have a cup of tea if they are all having one". He had two cakes before and I didn't, so can I have mine now". " I don't like those cakes, can I have something else".

Me looking at Mr WD. "Are you sure were not allowed to tie them to chairs and gag them". Im sure they're parents won't mind".

Haven't you heard? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver!

 

[welsh dragon]

Haven't you heard? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver!

That sounds like the perfect solution

 

[gavgav]

Not dialogue as such, but I'm spending the weekend with a chap I used to work with in Worcester, who is like a second dad to me. He has been diagnosed with Alzheimers and so is struggling a bit with day to day life, but we've been to Gloucester today reminiscing and then met some more chaps we used to work with, this evening for a few pints.

Just seeing him smile and enjoy himself for a day has made it all worthwhile.

If Carlsberg did days out.......

 

[gbb]

Me to colleague...
'Couple hours, i'm done here, home, dinner, bath, set off for Reigate, hotel tonight, Gatwick tomorrow '
Colleague..
Ah, i gather the M25 crossing is prepay now ?'
Me...
...Jesus, i forgot about that !!!!'

Cue a quick setting up of a Dart account....

 

[Scoosh]

 

[Levo-Lon]

Peace and quiet has been restored in the house.. wonderfull...that's all

 

[jhawk]

At a bonfire-party last night. Very sober. One very drunk friend of mine spots me out of the corner of her eye. She's surrounded by equally drunk girls.

"Oh, look! It's Jack HOTkins!"

What can I say...

 

[Scoosh]

You could say - but if you insist …

 

[craigwend]

"I'm just going to visit my cows" & "There's no such thing as pig eggs" - my children & the world of minecraft ...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I got some new pants today.
No dialogue.

That is all.

 

[gavgav]

Decided to take my iPhone with shattered screen to Timpsons, as I'm told they do phone screen repairs and are likely to be cheaper than EE.

Me:- "I believe you do mobile phone screen repairs"?

Chap:- "yeh, which model is it"

Me:- "6"

Chap:- "we would need it for 3 or 4 days, as there is only me and another chap here and we've not been trained in that model, so need it for longer to ensure we don't mess it up"

Me:- "I'll leave it thanks!!"