Give me some dialogue from your day

[welsh dragon]

I am sitting in the Dr's surgery with my daughter this morning

Daughter " I got a text from J (my grandson who is at Uni) this morning."

Me " what did he want"

Daughter " he's locked himself out of his room and he has a lecture to go to"

Me. "Tell him to go to his lecture, then go and get the spare key.

Daughter "he can't do that because he's wearing his pyjamas".

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

The cafe owner (My boss.) to the head chef:- That was a nice bit of lamb that was.'

The chef didn't have the heart to tell him he'd just eaten Ox Cheek.

 

[stephec]

My grandaughter when I picked her up today.

Thanks gran. I'm going to buy you the best ever christmas present for giving me lifts home. I was going to get the bus honest, but the fare is £2.00 and I only had £1.40 because I bought some chips for lunch. I love you gran.

She's got common sense that little girl, knows where her priorities are, chips everytime.

 

[gavgav]

Interviews held today for secondment at work. Next band up and so more money!

Phone call just received from my boss-: "we would like to offer you the job, will you accept"

Me:- "yes I would be delighted to!"

 

[Arch]

We dropped in to a new craft shop locally, to say hello to the owner, who we know slightly from the local community gallery.

After various niceties:

Me: we did a workshop yesterday, recycled paper gift wrapping and bows etc
Her: Oh! Are you free on 30th Nov?
Me: Probably, why?
Her: I'm planning a pre-Christmas craft workshop day... I can't afford to pay you lots, but we could maybe do a profit share or something?
Me: I reckon we can sort something out!

Earlier, when I mentioned I was working in another craft shop, she said she wished she could afford to offer me work at hers. I'm happy to work with her for not much money, if it helps her get business. Her shop isn't local enough to be in competition with the one I work in.

And I managed to find something to buy from her that I couldn't buy from work.

 

[surfdude]

i am off work with a very bad back and am having trouble walking at the moment .
wife says this morning . glad your off work today , you can get those pictures up and help me sort out that stuff in the loft .

 

[gbb]

Me to the wife....
'Fancy some steak tonight, maybe with baked potato and some salad ?'
'No thanks, my tummy's a bit all over'
Later...
'What do you fancy for tea?'
'Nothing thanks, I might just have a frozen meal'

Come tea time she announces...
'I'll have some beans on toast I think'
'No problem, I'll do it'...bearing in mind everything she's said, I did half a can and two toast.
I dished it up....she looked at the plate and said...
'Is that it?.., i'm hungry '

 

[Archie_tect]

Mrs A_T, "There's some cake left, do you want a slice?".......

 

[Scoosh]

Mrs A_T, "There's some cake left, do you want a slice?".......

A_T to Mrs A_T:

 

[Crackle]

Mrs A_T, "There's some cake left, do you want a slice?".......

"Is the Pope Catholic"

 

[gavgav]

My solicitor - "The contracts have exchanged on your house purchase"

Me - "Superb News"

Nice to finally have some positives in this dreadful year, with my promotion at work yesterday and this being sorted today

 

[TVC]

Sitting down to lunch

Me: You do spoil me.
Lullabelle: I just heated through a bowl of soup.
Me: You heated through Ebola soup????
Lu: ???

 

[Crackle]

Woman: Oh thank you
Me: smile
woman: Oh, hello, I didn't realize it was you
Me: looks puzzled
Woman: Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else. You look like him
Me: Really. Poor bloke.

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

My boss again 'The salad looked exquisitely refined and sophisticated'

That's the first time I've heard a salad be described like that.

 

[Lullabelle]

The company has an engineer Norman who lives in London but works between the 2 sites in Leics & Manchester. He was with us today and he approached me

Norman: do you have any rubber bands?
Me: yes sure (taking out a bag full for him to choose the size he wanted)
Norman: thank you, you are a great accountant
Me: is that how you judge my worth by my stash of rubber bands
Norman: yes
Me: