Give me some dialogue from your day

[luckyfox]

"He's darting about everywhere because the flanges aren't right, I heard him walking downstairs shouting and it's my birthday tomorrow, wuhaaa."

(This is why I close my office door.)

 

[Speicher]

Family barbecue this evening.....get ready for monsoon rains from now onwards, but anyway,

My 8 yr old nephew walks into the kitchen, where my brothers girlfriend is doing the washing up and comes out with...
"Do you know, my dad's pants are on the washing line!!!"

No, but you hum it, and I will join in when I recognise it.

 

[Profpointy]

No, but you hum it, and I will join in when I recognise it.

boom, tsh !

Excellent

 

[fimm]

A: what did you think of the Debate?
B: what, the Celtic match?
A: no, the Debate.
C: hard to say which was least interesting...

 

[Lanzecki]

Jobs worth: The idea is to save energy so open your blind & turn your light off
Me: But if I open my blind I can't see anything on my computer, thus get no work done.
Jobs worth: But we all need to save energy
Me: By not getting any work done? If you've got a problem talk to xxxxx about it, that's the head of school!
Jobs worth: Mutters something and mopes off.

Better their electricity bill then your eyesight.

 

[cosmicbike]

CB- So you're ok if I go look at this new bike then..
Mrs CB- If you mention the word bike to me again I will be 'quite unhappy'
CB-I'll take that as a no then....

 

[Saluki]

Me: Yes dear, you go out and do chores. I'm just going to curl up on the sofa with a book
Him: OK

 

[Saluki]

CB- So you're ok if I go look at this new bike then..
Mrs CB- If you mention the word bike to me again I will be 'quite unhappy'
CB-I'll take that as a no then....

Just don't mention the B word and go and look at it anyway

 

[cosmicbike]

Just don't mention the B word and go and look at it anyway

It's a recumbent, trying to sell it to her as being better for my legs in recovery

 

[Di Di]

Cycling through a remote village in the lakes, we ride passed a bus stop with a rather empty looking timetable.....

Me- "what does that say, 'TUESDAYS?' Hahahahahahahahahahahaha"
L (cutting my laughing fit off and clearly having no sense of humour as is was bloody funny) -" you laughing at yourself . Again? "
Me -" er..... Maybe... Hahahahahahahahahaha"
L - *sigh*

 

[numbnuts]

It's been very quiet at the numbnuts abode, I could have lockjaw and not know it.

 

[gavgav]

No, but you hum it, and I will join in when I recognise it.

 

[Octet]

I went to Cambridge today, although I had gotten lost whilst trying to find Lloyds Bank, so I asked a group of students who where trying to get people on punting tours.

Me: Excuse me, could you point me in the direction of Lloyds Bank please?
Man: Yep, it's down there....
Woman 1: No, it's down that road
Man: Ah yes, down that one, past the (forgotten the name of it, I think it was the Cow pub or something) and straight ahead
Me: Thank you
Woman 2: You have lovely eyes
Woman 1: Yeah, they're really blue
Me: Erm... thank you

*Cue socially awkward walk off towards Lloyds*

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

M (passing the office door): Ooooh look, bits of toilet!

C (to me): Well, if we'd been putting money on it, those are not the words you'd have bet on hearing this afternoon.

(Background is that the loo had broken so the boss had got the required parts and was in the midst of fixing it)

 

[Ganymede]

Dear Old Deaf Demented Dad on form today.

All together in holiday mood. Some out on a boat, some of us (inc DODDD) taking tea. Incredibly heavy monsoon-like rain suddenly blats down, we all look out and worry out loud about the people on the boat.

Boater contingent come in, completely wet through, dripping everywhere etc.

DODDD: so how did you get wet then? Was the water splashing up at you or something?