Give me some dialogue from your day

[GrasB]

So I drive into work today to solve a computer problem that our new secretary is having:
Me: *knock on the door*
Her: Hi, come in.
Me: Hi. Wh…
Computer: *chime*
Her: Oh, just f**k me over now why not!
Me: er... bad day?
Her: *looks at me then goes bright red & winces* tell... I... just... out loud?..
Me: Soo, what's the problem?
Her: You attached?
Me: ... bad day
Her: *sighs then laughs* as usual & my computer isn't behaving.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Him (age about 5, bike outside cafe): Mummy, why is that man not wearing a helmet? Daddy says I have to.
Mummy: Isn't he a silly man? He should be wearing a helmet

I buy my coffee and sit at a nearby table.

Him: Are you going to tell him off for not wearing a helmet Mummy?
Mummy: Finish your drink Horatio (I kid you not)
Mummy: (getting ready to go) You should think of the example you are setting to children
Me: I do. That's why I don't always wear a helmet.
Mummy: Well really! (and smacks her head on the wall mounted light fitting)
Me (thinks): Looks like Mummy needs to wear a helmet!

 

[Milo]

Show us yer bum.
No
Oh go on
No I need to do the shopping.
Middle age at 22 is a crap state of affairs.

 

[Archie_tect]

Him (age about 5, bike outside cafe): Mummy, why is that man not wearing a helmet? Daddy says I have to.
Mummy: Isn't he a silly man? He should be wearing a helmet

I buy my coffee and sit at a nearby table.

Him: Are you going to tell him off for not wearing a helmet Mummy?
Mummy: Finish your drink Horatio (I kid you not)
Mummy: (getting ready to go) You should think of the example you are setting to children
Me: I do. That's why I don't always wear a helmet.
Mummy: Well really! (and smacks her head on the wall mounted light fitting)
Me (thinks): Looks like Mummy needs to wear a helmet!

Oh dear, another one of those loud, middle class people who feel it necessary to burden us with their opinions at every opportunity.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Oh dear, another one of those loud, middle class people who feel it necessary to burden us with their opinions at every opportunity.

I'm guilty as charged. (But I'm only pretending to be middle-class!)

 

[Archie_tect]

Not you, you numpty!

 

[Archie_tect]

How Horatio will suffer if he continues to pass judgement through life...
I blame the parents.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Me in LBS : " Have you got any replacement rubber hoods?"

Spotty oik kid: " woah man...that's like so niche"

WTF??

 

[GrumpyGregry]

How Horatio will suffer if he continues to pass judgement through life...
I blame the parents.

Round here, he won't. He will be described as outgoing and self-confident. This town is full of them. Blond hair, perfect teeth, brand new car at 17, and stupid first names for life ...

 

[Milo]

Ebay although unless you have something modern its a massive pain in the bum finding anything that will fit properly. I do not have integrated things so it is a pain. (I was going to say stis but it looked a bit fnarr)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Round here, he won't. He will be described as outgoing and self-confident. This town is full of them. Blond hair, perfect teeth...

Midwich?

 

[swee'pea99]

Ebay although unless you have something modern its a massive pain in the bum finding anything that will fit properly. I do not have integrated things so it is a pain. (I was going to say stis but it looked a bit fnarr)

Do wot John?

 

[cyberknight]

2am..

Baby "waaaah "
me " uuurgh "
Baby "waaaah "
me"I`m coming "
Baby "waaaah "
me .. gets bottle + baby starts feeding
Baby " glug glug "
me " you little guzzler ... phew thats a stinky "
Baby " buuuuuuuurp ! "
all fed + changed..
Baby and me " zzzzzzzz "

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Midwich?

Well most of 'em are cuckoo that much is sure.

 

[Archie_tect]

My mum, sitting at the kitchen table with a pile of pennies "many a mickle makes a muckle". (just how many mickles do you need to make a muckle?)

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