A pint of the foaming stuff is yours - but it was anyway!
As Nelson might have said, had he pulled in at Brighton instead of Portsmouth..."Kiss me Harveys..."
This mass Martletting exercise is putting the 'Skyride' in the shade - do you think someone ought to get in touch with their newsdesk? Wear your lycra shirt and tie just in case an interview is required, rich. Make sure your 'Livestrong' wristbands get full exposure too!
I think the Lushketeers should all wear blotchy, purple coloured Liverstrong bands!
My poor shin came into collision with two hyperactive dogs yesterday evening. There is a big bruise! It hurts! I am pathetic! I whinge!
I am also, now, in possession of a Really Good Excuse if I want to be a lazy creature and walk up sodding horrid Ditchling. Thank you, hyperactive doggies!
Poor Marna - on the tail end of a ruff commute! Here's some Alsatian for you:
All this wining, you'll be a bit of a 'blue none' then?I had a crash course in ...erm, crashing last Saturday so I'm afraid I'm not up for ruff stuff either - so be gentle with me.
The bike and thumb are like a fesity prostitute - hors de combat, so I'll be on bike no.2 and my thinking is that, no boos, boozes will be good for the bruises