Favorite 'One Liners'

[Ming the Merciless]

A face for radio, and a voice for silent movies

 

[Slick]

I've neither the time or the crayons but explain this to you.

 

[Moon bunny]

"Jesus loves you" (the unspoken implication being "everyone else thinks you're a *****")

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Be off with you

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Were you born in a barn

 

[Jotheboat]

Experience is something you get just after you really need it.

 

[Profpointy]

How many people younger than mid-50s are listening to Radio 3?

Well I've been listening to it since I was a teenager.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Experience is the sum of all the mistakes you’ve survived.

 

[Domus]

Spotted on a tee-shirt.
Jesus loves everyone but I’m his favourite.

 

[Justinitus]

He’s got a face like he’s had a promise from a liar

 

[Deafie]

He's slow but he's rough!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Face like a bulldog, recently castrated, leg amputated, answers to the name of lucky.

 

[EltonFrog]

She’s got a face like fire damaged LEGO.

 

[Dave7]

Who knitted your face and dropped a stitch.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

If you were my husband. I'd put poison in your tea.

if you were my wife, I'd drink it.